Fml Quotes

Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 21, 2015 5:42pm UTC

*really wants to talk to guy.*
*already been called annoying by guy before.*
*decides that if guy wanted to talk, he would.*
*gets hella sad.*

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

Amenah
posted a quote
April 11, 2015 7:03am UTC

i'm watching shame because MICHAEL FASSBENDER DUH and i was watching it sideways on my bed like the lazy fck i am but then i realised that the opening sequence included him shirtless so i had to sit up because hello dont waste a good view ok, but then like ok, and it's literally not even a minute and thirty seconds in and i've seen his pu,,,bic hair and i had to pause it and come onto witty and write this meaningless quote because GDI IM GRINNING AND I NEED A FRIEND HERE TO SLAP ME UPSIDE ON THE HEAD AND THROW POPCORN AT MY TERRIBLE WAYS
fyi yes you are to young to watch shame, i am, we all are, it's a weapon of mass destruction ok BYE BYE i'll tell you how it is :) :)

👍 this is good · read the comments · 15 points

xxxxxxxxxxxx*

posted a quote
April 6, 2015 1:40pm UTC

I don't even know what I'm doing anymore....

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

Amenah
posted a quote
March 22, 2015 4:09pm UTC

yea im doin an honours in english wAts ur point

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

Dishonored*
posted a quote
February 13, 2015 8:31pm UTC

no, but guys, there is this one
dude that really wants to go out with
me. I decided to give him a chance
even though I don't think it'll really
turn into anything. he offered to
take me out tomorrow. but like I
have only seen glimmpses of him
in person (twice, actually) and he's
obsessed. like he keeps talking
about marriage and engagement.
I haven't even really met him. like,
way too soon, buddy.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

Gpc11
posted a quote
February 7, 2015 1:36pm UTC

I’ll just flip this omelette Aaaand I’m having scrambled eggs.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 10 points

KDogNS
posted a quote
January 25, 2015 10:18pm UTC

If I said yes to you would I be happier tomorrow than I am today..

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 22, 2015 1:28pm UTC

I got my period, and my sisterused all the tampons. I asked herif she could go to the store to geta box since she took all of minewhen she didn't even have herperiod (just light spotting likeare you serious?) She got reallyp.issy about it and told me to walkto the store myself. She wanted meto walk 13 miles to the store, to gettampons, while I have my period,with no tampons and a lot of cramps,and then 13 miles home. All becauseshe couldn't be bothered to go get me tampons, and won't let me useher car.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

Country_24
posted a quote
January 11, 2015 7:03pm UTC

You know..
After spending a year & 7 months with him,
I guess I never really paid attention to what I
should have. He was falling in love with his bestfriends girlfriend and I just so happened
to fall even more. I really miss him.. and I hope him sending pictures to her was worth it..
Because I am still heartbroken. </3

👍 this is good · read the comments · 4 points

bye*
posted a quote
November 24, 2014 6:13pm UTC

im grounded for a month please tell me how to survive not having a phone or hanging with friends

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7 points

Dishonored*
posted a quote
November 12, 2014 6:52am UTC

of course, as if the universe didn't
hate me plenty, a girl I despise is now
going to my school. plus, my science
teacher is making my life a living hell.
and to top things off, I'm 90% sure that
my history class got moved to a new
room and no one told me.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points