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Best Fly Quotes Ever

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    I hate it when flies f.ucking rub their stupid little sh.itty hands together
    like they're plotting to ruin my life. Those tiny, little ba.stards.

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 4:02am UTC
    Q:- What is the difference
    between a fly and a
    mosquito..?
    A:- A fly can fly but a
    mosquito cannot mosquito
    format credit rajsonkar  follow 

  3. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 12:27pm UTC
    If b.itches could fly
    my school would
    be a f.cking airport.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    me at the beginning of the semester: i'm gonna live, i'm gonna fly
    me now: i'm gonna fail, i'm gonna die

  5. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    Little birdie in the sky;
    You look up and it s.h.i.t.s. in your
    eye;
    You don't mind and you don't cry;You just thank God that cows don't fly

  6. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    throwing gangsters off of houses to see how fly they really are

  7. okay* okay*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    things to do when you're bored;
    1. find a fly.
    2.put the fly in the freezer for ten mins.
    3.get the fly out, it will be unconcious, not dead.
    4.put a strand of string around the fly
    5.wait till it wakes
    AND BAM! YOUR VERY OWN PET FLY.

  8. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 12:57am UTC
    Confession #30
    I refuse to hurt a fly.

  9. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 8:58pm UTC
    l came to win,
    TO FIGHT, TO CONQUER, TO THRIVE +//♥
    ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||♥
    ICAMETOWIN.

  10. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 8:57am UTC
    U n t i l y o u s p r e a d y o u r w i n g s ,
    you will have no idea how far you can fly.

  11. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Falling In Love Is Like Jumping Off A
    Building.
    Your Brain Says,
    Don’t Do It! You Will Die!
    But Your Heart Says,
    Don’t Worry, I Can Fly !

  12. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 8:04am UTC
    I'm gonna live
    I'm gonna fly, I'm
    gonna fail, I'm
    gonna die

  13. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 11:23am UTC
    So I was scrolling through quotes.
    Then a fly landed on my screen. I started clicking on it. No matter how many times I clicked on it, it wouldn't leave.
    I need to get out more

  14. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    The day I learn to fly,
    I am never coming back here.

  15. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    WHEN YOU'RE FEELING LIKE YOU'RE NOT ENOUGH, I'LL
    GIVE YOU WINGS,
    & LIFT YOU UP.♥

  16. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    i wonder if caterpillars know they're gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like 'why am i doing this'.


  17. posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    I wish that I could fly,
    way up in the sky,
    like a bird so high.
    Oh, I might just try.
    Oh, I might just try.

  18. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2016 6:14pm UTC
    It's too cold outside, for angels to fly

  19. Golfish27 Golfish27
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    YOU CAN HAVE THE
    STRONGEST
    WINGS
    IN THE WORLD
    BUT THEY ARE USELESS
    UNTIL YOU LEARN
    TO FLY

  20. daisybug2000 daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 8:48am UTC
    Sometimes when you walk by, My heart flutters and flys.

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