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  1. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them:
    Taylor and Harry: *making out*
    Me: *gasp*
    Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
    Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
    Harry: Err, thanks.
    Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
    Taylor: *nods and smiles*
    Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
    Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
    Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne!
    Taylor: Uh...
    Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro.
    Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.

  2. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    but
    "JUST FRIENDS"
    just don't
    look at each other
    talk to each other
    touch each other
    love each other
    like that.

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Giving someone another chance
    is like giving them another bullet
    because they missed the first time

  4. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    YEARS FROM NOW,
    I HOPE WE ARE STILL IN EACHOTHER'S LIVES.

  5. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    It’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager.

  6. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    If i was a boy:
    Me: how many planets are there
    Girl: i dunno, 8?
    Me: well there's gon be 7 after i destroy Uranus

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Other girls; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Looks like sexgod*
    Me; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Hello raccoons I believe we're family*

  8. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    If websites were teenaged classmates:
    Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
    Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
    Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
    MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
    Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

  9. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    I'VE SEEN YOU
    at your worse,
    and i still think you're the best.

  10. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    *Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab-
    *Table breaks*

  11. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    dear crush, your nickname i gave you is homework because im not doing you but i should be

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    Just one touch & i was a believer
    every k i s s gets a little sweeter |||||||||||||||||||

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    What if the reason the creators of monsters inc waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say good bye to the child that loved their movies properly?

  14. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    A friend of mine asked me if
    I'm going to her wedding. I said, "No, I'll catch the next one."
    She's mad at me now.

  15. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    GUYS
    What if Steve really ISN'T on vacation?
    What if he got tired of all the drama and decided to
    sit back and watch to see how we'd behave on our
    own? This could be a test to see who can causes
    drama and who doesn't.
    He could be taking an actual vacation, too.

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 11:35am UTC
    Me: i'm ugly
    Society: don't be an attention seeker
    Me: i'm beautiful
    Society: you conceited b-tch

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    It's so funny how the people who
    know the least about you have the most to say

  18. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    If i was a boy:
    Me: hey girl spell 'me'
    Girl: okay..M-E
    Me: you missed out the D
    Girl: there's no D in me
    Me: not yet baby

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 10:34am UTC
    I just want someone to save me

  20. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 12:29pm UTC
    Members of Maroon 5:
    - Adam Levine
    -???? ??????
    -???? ??????
    -???? ??????
    -???? ??????

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