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  1. babygurl7090 babygurl7090
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2016 8:15am UTC
    stop looking at me stop standing so close to me and please dont smile at me because i cant focus or function when you do those things

  2. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2015 6:18pm UTC
    ​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾
    This game seems all too familiar.
    ​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾​☽☾

  3. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 7:53pm UTC
    I'm cold.
    You're hot.
    Let's cuddle.

  4. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2014 7:56pm UTC
    "Hey , Can I download your picture? " "Why ? :-/" "I just wanna show my friends that angels exist." " Awwww"

  5. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 1:39pm UTC
    How to flirt with someone in a museum:
    introduce yourself then say "i would shake your hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces"

  6. acid* acid*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 7:10pm UTC
    It's Not My Fault I'm A Flirt

  7. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 4:00am UTC
    So my teacher has had a hard time finding the right guy for a really long time and the guys in my class take it upon themselves to unashamedly flirt/compliment her so she feels like she's worth something. May sound creepy to you but I think its a good gesture that secretly makes her happy and thats wonderful.

  8. LestWeBeForgotten LestWeBeForgotten
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    How normal people flirt:
    Hey sexy ;)
    How I flirt:
    If you were a tree... you'd be a good tree....

  9. getalifebro69 getalifebro69
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 4:59pm UTC
    Don't flirt with me or I'll get awkward and cry ok bye

  10. madeleinebabeee madeleinebabeee
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 2:43pm UTC
    I hate it when people flirt with me although they know I have a boyfriend! Argh!!!

  11. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 10:26am UTC
    How normal people flirt: "Hey you're cute."
    How I flirt:"I just hope that if you ever got scarred and hid under your covers that you wouldn't suffocate and die so I can see your face again cause I think your kinda cute."

  12. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 3:49pm UTC
    Story time!
    Okay, so a week or so ago I was at mcdonalds. There was a lady in front of me who had a very big order and everything was getting mixed up. Then boy at the cash register said to the lady "Did you get your boytoy yet?" and i had to hold myself back from laughing. Then he came up to me and said "What about you, did you get your boytoy yet?" Then he winked and walked away.

  13. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 11:34am UTC
    Dear family,
    Just because l'm laughing when l'm reading a text
    doesn't mean l'm flirting with someone

  14. xxIpaintWithWordsxx xxIpaintWithWordsxx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 10:41pm UTC
    I'm such an awkward flirter like today I went up to my friend Daniel and was like, "hey handsome! What size shoe do you wear?"Him: I-Me: wait! Let me guess? Size sexy?? ;)Bad news is, I have one less friend...

  15. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 3:59pm UTC
    Crush: I've always wanted to be taseredMe: Why?Him: I've always wanted to feel the rushMe:Oh, I can give you the rush ;)

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 1:35pm UTC
    why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

  17. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ* α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 4:00am UTC
    How other girls flirt: Hey cutie ;)
    How I flirt: Twerk for me baby ;-;

  18. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    I don't think anyone could look as good as you do

  19. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    I didn't realise it would hurt so much to see him flirt with other girls in front of me
    ❊❊❊but❊❊❊
    every now and then he would squeeze my hand and ask if I was alright.

  20. aellyniq aellyniq
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    i like you, but it will never, ever, come from these lips of mine. of the heart–
    from the head.

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