Flappybird Quotes

nicole🌹*
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August 15, 2014 8:21pm UTC

How to play Flappy Bird step one: don't

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LostInMyOwnWorld
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March 22, 2014 4:47am UTC

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Fudding*
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March 11, 2014 6:40pm UTC

*mom walks in on my shower*
i curse your cow
i curse your wi-fi signal
i curse your flappy bird game

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Undersea
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February 20, 2014 12:48pm UTC

My highest achievement ever is
Getting 36 on Flappy Bird

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YOLO20K14
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February 10, 2014 6:19am UTC

flappy bird
flappy bird
it's hard to say goodbye
flappy bird
flappy bird
but it's time to get a life
:P <3 <3

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ellielaurenn
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February 9, 2014 5:57pm UTC

Flappy Bird is 2014's Harlem Shake.

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Onism*
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February 9, 2014 3:03pm UTC

So I went to download Flappy Bird the other day and I was looking through the Customer Reviews section, and I KID YOU NOT, THIS IS AN ACTUAL REVIEW:
"Why can't the god dang bird get lip surgery?
A bird has a beak for gods sake, you nasty bu.tthole.
How is the bird supposed to pick up his worms?
They would just keep slipping out of his mouth.
I also don't get how the bird doesn't just call a plumber to get rid of the pipes so he can get to where he needs to go.
My high score is 9 because his huge lips hit the pipe every time.
The bird is way too fat, what does he does in his spare time when he's not trying to dodge these pipes from Mario?
This is bird is fat."

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MadiCakes
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February 9, 2014 12:33pm UTC

Side effects of Flappy Bird:
Uncontrollably Rage
Stress
Sweating Blood
Breaking of Objects
Yelling
Cursing
Crying
Insomnia
Depression
Nausea
Shattered Screens
Skinner Thumbs
***Might need therapy after the first half hour of playing***

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~Spoken Silence~*
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February 7, 2014 6:34pm UTC

Everyone, don't make fun of flappy bird.. He has two wings, and no he is not crazy.
He is just so gay he does'nt even fly straight :D

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mtndewhm*
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February 7, 2014 1:51pm UTC

Your favorite band member will date you.
You just have to get a score of 9,999 on Flappy Bird

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incompetent*
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February 7, 2014 12:43pm UTC

me: im deleting all the negativity out of my life
me: *deletes flappy bird*

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incompetent*
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February 7, 2014 12:02pm UTC

"look, i asked for a resume,
this is just a printed screenshot of your flappybird highscore wait..what the f.ck. how did you get over 10. youre hired"

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nicole🌹*
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February 5, 2014 8:39pm UTC

Flappy Bird has brought out the worst in me

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chachawawabubu
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February 4, 2014 6:27pm UTC

Flappy Bird has swept the world.

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RawR.xo*
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February 4, 2014 4:26pm UTC

Getting a new highscore on Flappy Bird
Everyone: 'Oh cool.'
Me: *screenshots and shows everyone*
♥

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confused*
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February 4, 2014 1:06pm UTC

American Horror Story: Flappy Bird

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poohbear102396
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February 3, 2014 7:53pm UTC

my boYFRIEND JUST TOLD ME HES GOING TO BREAKUP WITH ME BC IM ADDICTED TO FLAPPY BIRD. HELP

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jessicabliss
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January 24, 2014 5:49pm UTC

So today in my global class
this kid got really upset and threw his phone against the wall.
When asked why he threw his phone against the wall,
he said, and I quote "Flappy wasn't flapping consistently"

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