Firstworldproblems Quotes

Amenah
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May 6, 2015 5:20pm UTC

when you start using the word literally a lot ironically but then you end up using it so much you don't know when you're joking and when you're serious.

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kiss_my_scars
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January 10, 2015 3:38pm UTC

Can someone please follow me? I'm at 69 followers #thestruggle

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Vinita*
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June 3, 2014 3:00pm UTC

That moment when you don't look good in a selfie #firstworldproblems

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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 9:16am UTC

You don't know what problems are
until you've finished your hot chocolate
and find a bunch of chocolatey lumps
on the bottom and you can't decide
whether you want to eat it or not.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
April 4, 2014 9:04pm UTC

I just tried to take a drink of my coffee and it burnt my tongue and oww.

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kyle the creator*
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 5:47pm UTC

me at 4 am: who am i really
me at 4 am: am i a cactus
me at 4 am: am i a walrus
me at 4 am: am i a spork
me at 4 am: is this even earth
me at 4 am:
me at 4 am:
me at 4 am:
me at 4 am: am i on mars

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livelaflove
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December 27, 2013 3:46pm UTC

I want to go laugh at the new Justin Bieber movie but I don't want to give them the money that I'd have to pay to see it.

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ghost town girl*
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November 5, 2013 12:20am UTC

i really wanna go to sleep but my clothes for tomorrow still need to be put in the dryer#firstworldproblems

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britany*
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Me: *wants to use the display name instead of username*
Me: *feels bad for username and keeps it*

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Goes to the mall lookin like Beyonce: The whole cute boy population of my town has fled.
Goes to the mall lookin like Jay Z: Literally every majestic, precious, looking male decides to go to the mall.

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livelaflove
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 8:37pm UTC

I'm so hungry
But I'm too lazy to get up

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 1:45am UTC

Waiting 3 hours for your phone
to update and s.hit and then realizing
you're not sure if you like it or hate it.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 10:03am UTC

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

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SarahLee3494
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 6:46am UTC

My body is telling me its time for sleep, but my phone is saying no.

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IrishRover69
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 4:45pm UTC

When you put your iPod on shuffle and it doesn't play the right song.

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absent *
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July 29, 2013 5:29pm UTC

Forgetting to shave your legs then getting changed for P.E class and it resembles the return of the great wooly mammoth.
Story of my life.

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 8:21am UTC

me: so I have this problem...
everyone: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM? THAT'S NOT ALLOWED UNLESS YOU'RE A STARVING CHILD. AND I HAVE MORE PROBLEMS THAN YOU. EVERYTHING YOU WORRY ABOUT IS IRRELEVANT.

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Spektrum
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 10:48pm UTC

That awful moment of panic when
an automatic toilet flushes
while you're still sitting on it.
#firstworldproblems

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lipsycutie
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 1:53pm UTC

Le Popular Girl :
Changes relationship status from in a relationship to single after 4 days,
23 likes, 65 comments asking if she okay.
Le Me:
Changes relationship status from in a relationship to single after 4 months,
Your dad likes this.

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xXAyaRaeXx
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 9:28pm UTC

People in real life, stories, movies, etc.: I can't choose between two guys! My life is a struggle!
Me: My expectations- alive.

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