I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, ya know?
Me: Oh, hey woah, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Oh my gosh, man, I didn't see you there
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you wanna move over some--you're descending right now into the shower stream and I don't want to drown you
Spider: Hey, thanks bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So, can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry, I'll just move over here
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.