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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2016 9:01pm UTC
    I was saving up money to get someone in my family something nice. but then my family annoyed me as a whole. so I just spent multiple hundred dollars on myself. even though I should probably have kept all that money due to the fact I won't have a job soon. but whatevs. can't stop won't stop.

  2. arianaa-is-my-queen* arianaa-is-my-queen*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2015 1:10pm UTC
    I hate always being the one who has to start the conversation. I'll just look desperate. You haven't bothered to talk to me all day and it's making me question if you even want to be in a relationship with me.

  3. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 3:18pm UTC
    Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social networking, not a diary.

  4. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 3:18pm UTC
    Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social networking, not a diary.

  5. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2014 4:22pm UTC
    http://imamysterywaitingtobesolved.tumblr.com

  6. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 2:23pm UTC
    Hey everyone go check out my Facebook page type Too Rare to Die into the search bar! Its a anti-suicide anti bullying page.

  7. uthinkuruntouchable uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 4:13pm UTC
    A teenage girl was chatting on FB with a stranger
    -----------------------------------------------------
    Stranger: Hey pretty! Could you give me your email id?
    Girl: Oh sure :) It's ihaveaboyfriend_andilovehimalot@getlost.com
    Stranger: And mine is iamyourfather_andyouaredead@meetmenow.com
    nmq

  8. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 2:42pm UTC
    Live every moment. Love every day. Because before you know it, precious time slips away.

  9. Tommy :D* Tommy :D*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 11:53pm UTC
    Don't cut your wrists
    don't cut your thighs.
    put down the lighter.
    pull up your sleeves,
    show the world you're still alive.
    put the scale back,
    and go have some dinner.
    sweetheart you're worth it.
    please listen..
    stop your crying and dry your eyes
    put the rope back,
    and drop the gun.
    spit out the pills
    this isn't how your story ends.
    you're a child.
    you shouldn't dream of death.
    please please listen.
    stop faking that smile,
    and let your eyes tell your lies.
    it'll be hard, but please try..
    you might discover,
    that life isn't that bad, and hard.
    It is true but it also is hard

  10. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    Every single person on the
    planet has a story.
    Don't judge people before you
    truly know them.
    The truth might surprise you.

  11. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 5:45am UTC
    Guy1: Santa I want a ferrari
    Guy2: I want a ferrari too
    Guy3: Santa I want a f.ck
    Santa: So, you want a ferrari too
    Guy3: But I said that I want a f.ck
    Santa: Don't worry everyone's gonna get a f.ck for christmas

  12. hello_universe hello_universe
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    I hate when i'm just scroling through facebook, and then i see a picture of a pretty girl.
    It just makes me feel really insecure. Like why can't i be like that..?
    It makes me have to lowest self-esteem ever. >.<

  13. arianaa-is-my-queen* arianaa-is-my-queen*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    Oh you're really sorry? Do me a favor and say it to my face and not over the f/cking internet.

  14. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Enjoy the little things in life...
    for one day you'll look back and realize they were the big things.

  15. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    I hate when people say that they miss you, but don't make an effort to speak to you or see you.

  16. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    People never expect you to be perfect... Just truthful

  17. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    The meaning of life is what you make it to be, and what you want it to be

  18. ItsRachaelxo ItsRachaelxo
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 8:56am UTC
    You cannot tell sad girls they are pretty,
    unless you are prepared to hold them
    as they sob hysterically at 3 am.
    You are not allowed to tell sad girls that they are perfect
    if you have never seen the wounds that litter their bodies
    and represent each battle lost in a war with themselves.
    And I am begging you, please do not tell sad girls
    that you are in love with them,
    unless you truly and entirely are.

  19. ItsRachaelxo ItsRachaelxo
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    So some boy in my school just put this as his Facebook status... "unreal how depressing some people are constantly, f/cking hell"
    Hmm, yeah it's this thing called depression. Maybe you should look it up. Tw/t.

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    "When life gives you a bad romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys just dance.... xDD <3"
    14 year old me being cool and edgy
    And before you ask , yes i did like my own status

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