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1. *Elena;~ ♥*
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
   Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
   I want to hit you with my car
   Throw you off a tree so high
   Hope you snap your neck and die
   ♥
   
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2. glitter162*
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2013 6:52pm UTC
   In 1000 years, archeologists
   will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.
   
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3. *Elena;~ ♥*
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2013 4:56pm UTC
   It’s ok Miley
   Everybody makes mistakes
   Everybody has those days
   
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4. Steve
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2013 10:19pm UTC
   The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
   — Aristotle
   
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5. *Elena;~ ♥*
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC
   Did you know that cats rub their faces
   against things
   that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
   you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
   like wow thank you cat
   
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6. glitter162*
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2013 5:45pm UTC
   If I were the guy who made
   the "Where's Waldo" books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't there.
   
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7. Cammie
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2013 6:52pm UTC
   It’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager.
   
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8. glitter162*
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2013 6:50pm UTC
   "If there are any idiots in the room,
   please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet. "Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
   
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9. 伤*
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2013 4:51pm UTC
   I'D RATHER BE ALONE THAN WITH SOMEONE
   WHO DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL WANTED
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 292 points
10. kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    Are you totally NOT Witty famous
    but still want that 1000 notifications you've always dreamed of? Well here's a super simple way to get those 1000 notifications!
    Pay attention to these directions! They get confusing!
    Step 1: Have alot of free time
    Step 2: Make 1000 quotes
    Step 3: Favorite your 1000 quotes you just created
    There's your 1000 notifications! No need to thank me, I know i am brilliant. (:
    
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