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Best Family Quotes This Month

  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
    my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.

  3. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    so my sister just randomly out of nowhere texts me, "hey do u want some pizza rolls i accidently made 80"
    80.
    80.
    80.

  4. allyluvu allyluvu
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    Todays some a//hole on
    my bus decided that
    it would be hilarious to take this boys shoe and start throwing it around. The bus driver got really angry and threw it into that little thing under the bus where you put your bags (I don't know what it's called.) You see, the bus driver thought the shoe belonged to the a//hole. The boy who's shoe was stolen (let's call him Bill) shouted out "Stop the bus!" and ran up to the bus driver so he could retrieve his shoe. The bus driver told Bill to sit at the top of the bus. Bill is my one of my best friends' brother. He is bullied constantly. My friend moved further down the bus, to hide the fact that she was crying from her brother. I moved down to sit beside her and she explained the situation. Her brother has Autism and other mental and physical disabilities. He was threatened numerous times. Someone even put a lighter to his face and threatened to kill him.Bill thought they were being nice to him. Their parents have no idea about this. From where we were sitting, we could here the people who had been making fun of Bill, laughing and joking about him. My friend started crying when they said a particularly nasty comment.
    And then, the quietest girl on our bus stood up, turned around to face them and shouted; "Shut the f//k up you f//king a//holes."
    The people who had been mean to Bill just stared at her, completely stunned. My friend started crying because she was so grateful. Other people on the bus started to agree with her and started shouting at the a//holes.
    Guess what Witty?
    That girl?
    Was me...

  5. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Shoutout to the kid that whispers
    the answer
    to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

  6. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
    Me: Gravity, mom.

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  8. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    When butterflies fall in love
    Do they feel people in their stomachs?

  9. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    My mom is crying because she accidentally hit a turtle while driving
    So now we're having a funeral...for the turtle.

  10. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    me: I'm cold
    dad: hi cold, I'm dad
    *dads of the world unite in uproarious laughter*

  11. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
    from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
    she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
    flushed my phone down the toilet

  12. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    Family: *Leaves house*
    Me: *Puts up music really loud*
    Me: *Sing on top of my lungs*
    Me: *Realizes family never actually left*

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    What if the reason the creators of monsters inc waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say good bye to the child that loved their movies properly?

  14. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    God created the world in 7 days
    well it took 9 months to create me so clearly I’m a big deal

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    Me: *Comes downstairs*
    Family: Look who decided to get out of their room and spend some quality family time with us!
    Me: *Brings out laptop*
    Family: Well it's a start...

  16. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    A friend of mine asked me if
    I'm going to her wedding. I said, "No, I'll catch the next one."
    She's mad at me now.

  17. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    I wonder what it feels like
    right before you jump off the edge,
    knowing your life is going to end.

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    i’m jealous of those kids who are able to tell their family anything without being judged.

  19. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    Me: *in the hospital, passed out*
    Friends: Caitlin, you're going to be okay.
    Brothers: You'll be okay.
    Mom: You still have dishes to do.

  20. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    Here's an idea:
    Hide babies everywhere in your house. When someone asks where babies come from, say "Where don't they come from?", and start opening all the cabinets.

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