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Best Fake Quotes This Year

  1. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Screw God.
    I've grown up believing and worshipping a god faker than barbie. If there was a god, why the hell didn't he help me? Why did you just let us all fall into this horrible darkness? I thought you were supposed to love us. Help us. Guide us. If there is a god he's not who we think he is. He's a vantriloquist, a puppet master, and we're all just the sad pathetic dolls he uses for amusement.

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    see his smile? its fake
    see his eyes? they are tired
    see his face? its sad
    see that boy? he is broken

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    If I ever become famous I’m going to create a fake account on
    twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and I will be like bffs
    with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea
    it’s me and then one day I would call them on skype and see the
    blood run out of their faces

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 8:53am UTC
    Home alone.
    You break down,
    letting out everything.
    Crying as loud as you can.
    Your family comes home, and
    here you go. Fake a smile, fake a laugh
    Pretend it's okay. They don't suspect a thing,
    They don't suspect their child is broken and falling apart.

  5. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 3:31am UTC
    a smile can get you out of a tough situation
    E VEN IF IT'S FAKE

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 12:07am UTC
    Girl's makeup then:
    Lipgloss, eyeliner, eyeshadow, blush, etc.
    Girl's makeup now:
    Photoshop

  7. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    There's a lot of fake people in the world,
    but there's even more on Witty.

  8. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 1:37am UTC
    so i get the feeling that we're at the beginning of another fake witty guys phase...

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Fun fact about pants with "fake pockets".
    The pockets aren't actually fake. You have to rip out the seam. The reason they're sewn shut is so they stay flat and, well, not wrinkle before you buy them. But, seriously, they're real pockets.

  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    There's a smile on my face,
    but I don't know why it's there. I put it on to satisfy people who don't even care.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    "I'll always be there,"
    was the biggest lie I've ever heard.

  12.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    When you realize,
    Who the fake and who the real friends in High School are.

  13. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 11:02pm UTC
    Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in youformat credit rajsonkar

  14. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    Whenever I hear someone laughing nearby, I assume it's about me. Like I'm constantly worried that everyone secretly hates me and it's all one big joke. I'm forever wanting to text someone but stopping myself because I'm scared I'll annoy them. I over think the smallest things and get worried over them. I'm insecure about every single little thing about myself.
    >not mine but this is sooo true<

  15. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    The fake laugh you do when,
    YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SOMEONE JUST SAID. ♥

  16. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    Might as well be judged for being real instead of fake.

  17. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    Fake friends
    are like shadows
    They follow you in the
    { S U N } ,
    but leave your side
    when it gets dark..

  18. KaterinaHoran KaterinaHoran
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Fake friends
    believe in rumors.
    Real friends
    believe in you.

  19. kaylaslife kaylaslife
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    Fake nails
    Fake hair
    Fake smile.
    B/tch, are you sure you were't made in China?
    nmq

  20. Trustmeee Trustmeee
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    I fake a smile because
    its too hard to explain
    why I'm crying.

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