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  1. niggielivie niggielivie
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 3:23am UTC
    im2fab4u. ;]

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    I'm not sorry for being fabulous.

  3. cheriish cheriish
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 6:28am UTC
    Work?
    No, thank you .
    Do you have a paid position for being fabulous?

  4. Kittykat9799 Kittykat9799
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    It's not called being 'Gay'.
    It's called being...
    'Fabulous!'
    PewDiePie

  5. kmsxx* kmsxx*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    A girl should be two things, classy and fabulous.

  6. LostUntilTheEnd LostUntilTheEnd
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 12:11am UTC
    Last night I had dream about me getting hit by a Goldfish cracker truck and dying. It was quite a fabulous way to die.

  7. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    At Home
    Me: Please, I'm fabulous.
    At School
    Me: Does this pencil make me look fat?

  8. soupin78 soupin78
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    I'll keep you my dirty witty secret!
    Leave your secrets in the comment section and if you dont mind my witty bff will make a beautiful painting with them.
    Now dont worry they will be totally anonymous so please help me help you and help a friend :)

  9. soupin78 soupin78
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 11:40pm UTC
    Girl tell me why you think you're fabulous :)

  10. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    The gayest I've ever acted:
    Whenever you ask a guy or girl out you always get a yes and I always get a no.
    HOW DO YOU GET A YES? IS IT YOUR HAIR? YOUR BODY? YOUR WIT?
    And I'm fabiulous :D

  11. starcolada starcolada
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 6:14am UTC
    Susannah. Hannah..
    1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
    I don't think.
    Man I'm fab.
    2. How much cash do you have on you?
    I'm not wearing pants.
    I'm on the cash.
    3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
    a b c d e f g.. Gore!
    MORE!
    4. Favorite planet?
    I want to be very naughty and say Uranus...
    Pluto. It's so cute!
    5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
    Mama! I think..
    Susannah!! On a scary unknown number :P
    6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
    Let's get it on.
    My phone is single. No previous engagements..
    7. What shirt are you wearing?
    A green one. Like weed.
    One my boobs are falling out of.
    8. Do you "label" yourself?
    What is with all the question!?!?
    No I remember my name myself.
    9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
    Odd socks :o
    I don't have feet.
    10. Bright or Dark Room?
    Dark is too kinky.
    Bright.
    11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
    eh
    Sexiest babe out there.
    13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
    dreaming of you ;)
    Sleepinggg
    14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
    I know. <3 <3
    Yay!!!!!
    15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
    8 and 10.
    hehehe that is a good one.
    16. What's a word that you say a lot?
    lame
    lovely!
    17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
    My best friend.
    Clare.
    18. Last furry thing you touched?
    My moustache
    Colbie!
    19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
    one?
    IBUPROFEN ALL THE WAY!
    20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
    I'm finished developing.
    *dies of laughter*
    21. Favorite age you have been so far?
    I am dead.
    Fabulous.
    22. Your worst enemy?
    Adrienne Ostelheimer
    My dog.
    23. What is your current desktop picture?
    Carl and Ellie.
    Some dandylions.
    24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
    Carl and Ellie.
    What was the last thing you said to someone?
    25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
    If you're a bird I'm a bird.
    I'm a crow.
    26.Do you like someone?
    Uhmmm.. Do I? I like everyone!
    No. People are stupid.
    27. The last song you listened to?
    The sound of Hannah's sexiness radiating off her eyelashes.
    That don't impress me much..... dadadadadadada
    Don't get a good first impression of us okay?

  12. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    Ice tea imported from England
    Lifegaurds imported from Spain
    Towels imported from Turkey
    and
    Turkey impoted from Main

  13. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    Obviously the reason why no one asks me out is because I'm too fabulous.
    ...or maybe the fact that I have dead bodies in my basement, but probably the fabulous thing.

  14. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_ 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 1:51am UTC
    Any Girl Can Look Glamorous
    all you have to do is stand still and look stupid

  15. ilovechu4 ilovechu4
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 9:53am UTC
    Your last girl ain't got nothing on me ✌

  16. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    Sorry, I have a bad habit
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    BEING
    FABULOUS

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    if you think
    I’m attractive, you probably have the world’s lowest standards

  18. randompanda randompanda
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    tell meh
    am i fabulous
    (>=o)
    <(...)>
    __/\__

  19. GodsGurllyyGurl GodsGurllyyGurl
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    My day in a nutshell:
    * Crying because all my friends hate me
    *Shopping with my bestie and smilling
    *So excited to see my best guy friend
    *Completly humilliated and crying
    *Smilling again and getting hugs from him
    *Finally home, and so tired.

  20. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    There's fablous,
    And then there's beyonce fablous.

:)

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