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Best Exes Quotes This Year

  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    you can pretend we are strangers all you want,
    but we both know we've seen each other naked before.

  2. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 7:45pm UTC
    That moment
    When you see a guy
    That looks like a combination of two of your exes
    And you're just standing there like
    'Woah man.'

  3. beebessey beebessey
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    I don't understand why everyones like "oh your dating my ex cool. I'm eating a sandwich want these leftovers too?" Or "don't be upset when you see your ex with someone else, our parents told us to give our used toys to the less fortunate." My exes are genuinely good guys. Yeah sure one cheated a bit, ok a lot, but that doesn't mean he's not a good guy, or fun to be around. They deserve to be happy just like you do.... I just don't understand the bitterness after a breakup I guess...

  4. Chicmisspriss Chicmisspriss
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    This quote is dedicated to another one of my besties. Liz Gibson.
    Let me tell you something, Liz. Those exes of yours don't deserve you. You totally deserve better. I'll always back you up, with that backstabber Kristen, and with Hailey. But keep your head up. I heard you in art class, about killing yourself. DON"T YOU DARE, YOU"RE STRONGER THAN THAT!
    <3 ya, Liz!

  5. LiveLaughLoveBelieve LiveLaughLoveBelieve
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    Do You Remember That Night
    When You Were Texting Me
    While You Were High?
    No?
    That's cool.
    I do.
    You wanna know what you told me?
    "I Love You"

  6. Breannnnnanichole Breannnnnanichole
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    "I'll always be there for you."
    "Thanks. I'll add that to the list of lies and empty promises you've made."

  7. 98kitty98 98kitty98
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    *Hears the song 22 by Taylor Swift*
    Taylor Swift: It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters
    Me:....
    Taylor Swift: and make fun of our exes
    Me: Well that should be easy for you

  8. hadeydeppio hadeydeppio
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 12:02am UTC
    I like you a hell of a lot more
    than I had originally intended.

  9. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    I had this dream that my ex asked me out. and then we were going out again. then when I woke up I remembered that I had a boyfriend.Then I started crying because I thought I was a cheater...

  10. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    Don't you just hate it when you see your ex with a new girl friend and you're like "OMG I'm so prettier than her! I AM SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL!!!!! B*TCH!!"

  11. Chicmisspriss Chicmisspriss
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 8:51am UTC
    Don't worry if your ex is with someone else
    Our parents always say to give our *toys* to the less fortunate!

  12. calimarie calimarie
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    I wish people missed me as much as I missed them.

  13. Breannnnnanichole Breannnnnanichole
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    I don't like the person
    You've become. Who you used to be was someone I was proud of.
    Who you are now is someone that pis.ses me off to no end.
    [{Jlb}]

  14. lovelike_thenotebook_doesntexist lovelike_thenotebook_doesntexist
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    You say I deserve the best, perfect even.
    But if that were true, why did you treat me the way you did?

  15. calimarie calimarie
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    The worst part is when you pushed me down and yelled at me, all I could do was think of the day before when you told me you loved me. You made my heart swell and then broke it.

  16. Mystic Mystic
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    "Who cares about your first love.
    Give a big round of applause for your second love,
    because they taught you love still exists
    after you thought it never could again."

  17. lovelike_thenotebook_doesntexist lovelike_thenotebook_doesntexist
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 12:10pm UTC
    Do you like the taste of your own medicine?

  18. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2016 10:22pm UTC

    I feel like there's such a negative stigma regarding our exes. Generally when you think about your ex you think ‘oh god, f.uck them’, and I'll admit I've made jokes about my exes in the past, but at the end of the day each and every one of my exes has taught me something, no matter how small, no matter how big – they've taught me something. I don't know about you, but I live for learning from other people.
    —Tré Melvin

  19. KAMMYBEAR* KAMMYBEAR*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 12:29am UTC
    Breakups aren't
    always meant
    for make-ups
    Sometimes
    relationships end
    for you to wake up!

  20. Rachael* Rachael*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    I'm finally ready to move on....
    but this time I need you to let me

:)

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