Excuseyou Quotes

Morgan*
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February 17, 2014 10:42pm UTC

Sister: Andy Biersack looks like a girl.Me: Excuse you?Sister: But he does!Me: You better take that back before I knock the smile off your face!

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elephants_are_cool*
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November 1, 2013 9:58pm UTC

the problem with ending an argument is that the other person thinks you stopped arguing because you ran out of things to say but actually its because the other person is too stupid to understand

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greyskies
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July 23, 2013 5:45am UTC

The problem is not the problem.
The problem is your attitude about the problem.
Do you understand?
- Captain Jack Sparrow

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BlackButterflies
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June 29, 2013 12:26am UTC

girl: can i go to the bathroom
female teacher: nope
girl: but it's a /girl issue/
female teacher: oh ok yes, go.
girl: can i go to the bathroom
male teacher: lol no
girl: but it's a /girl issue/
male teacher: oH MY GOD GO GO GO RUN TAKE A FRIEND WITH YOU IF YOU WANT TAKE THE WHOLE CLASS WITH YOU IF YOU WANT I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS JUST GO

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imjustthatcool
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February 19, 2013 9:25am UTC

"Ugh. 12 year olds are so annoying!" -13 year old who just turned 13 last month

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CantThink
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February 4, 2013 8:29pm UTC

Whenever someone runs into me and doesn't apologize:
"Excuse you!"

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