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  1. teenidle teenidle
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2015 3:56pm UTC
    LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
    - Name: Sara.
    - Eye Color: dark brown, nearly black.
    - Hair Style/Color: curly light brown hair.
    - Height: 5"3
    - Clothing style: basics on basics on basics
    - Best physical feature: hands & tummy
    LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
    - Your fears: disappointing the people who believe in me.
    - Your guilty pleasure: dance moms, drinking
    - Ambitions for the future: happines + art making + good people around me
    LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
    - Your first thoughts waking up: gotta do it
    - What you think about most: schoolwork
    - What you think about before bed: the joys of sleep
    - You think your best quality is: light-heartedness, sociability. i make people feel comfortable in most situations, and i'm so glad!
    LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
    - Single or group dates: group
    - To be loved or respected: with respect comes a form of love
    - Beauty or brains: brains become beauty!
    - Dogs or cats: cats
    LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
    - Lie: yes.
    - Believe in yourself: yes.
    - Believe in love: yes.
    - Want someone: nope!
    LAYER SIX: EVER?
    - Been on stage: yes.
    - Done drugs: yes.
    - Changed who you were to fit in: no.
    LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
    - Favorite color: blue.
    - Favorite animal: cats.
    - Favorite movie: too many to say!
    - Favorite game: card games are fun!
    LAYER EIGHT: AGE
    - Day your next birthday will be: july 23rd, whatever that may be
    - How old will you be: 17
    - Age you lost your virginity: not quite yet.
    - Does age matter: not really! once you're in high school, there's a good +- 2 year boundary that is okay.
    LAYER NINE: IN A BOY
    - Best personality: funny, kind, outgoing.
    - Best eye color: anything goes
    - Best hair color: see above!
    - Best thing to do with a partner: watch a movie and never really watch it during.
    LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
    - I love: people
    - I feel: concerned but okay
    - I hide: not much at all.
    - I miss: my best friend.
    - I wish: to do well for a good long while

  2. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 2:14am UTC
    when someone gets you
    perfume for a gift and in
    your head you're just like
    "are you trying to say I smell bad?"

  3. alisonDB21 alisonDB21
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    i like to say 'excuse me' when i'm like 7 ft away from someone just to
    let them know in advance to get the hell out of my way

  4. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    EXCUSE ME
    did you call me black? I would prefer you use #000000

  5. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Me everyday: Excuse me Mr sun it is 3pm can't you see i'm trYING TO SLEEP.

  6. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    You needed me,
    i was there,
    I n e e d e d y o u ,
    and suddenly
    you were always
    busy

  7. invisableme13 invisableme13
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    excuse me?
    who are you.
    you have no right to be this disrespectful to me.

  8. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Funny Pickup Lines
    #12
    "You have one thing in common with the weather, you're both hot!"

  9. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    Funny Pickup Lines
    #11
    "Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 3:08am UTC
    If you are going to hate on my quotes, just hide them.
    This is the stuff that I find funny, and if you don't find amusment in my quotes, hide them! It's simple! I'm sick of stumbling accross quotes that are an under-the-table shot at me or something I posted because it actually isn't very nice! Think about how you would feel if someone took something you posted and then re-added it and added a bit on the end saying why I am a horrible person for what I had posted. I know some people won't find my quotes funny, but does that give you reason to post something mean? No, it doesn't. It's not that difficult to search my username and hit "ignore" if you don't want to see my quotes.
    And by the way, I'm not stupid. I know when something's about me.

  11. TheSecretWittian TheSecretWittian
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    please excuse me
    while i go hide in a corner and my feelings eat me alive

  12. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    A PEASANT TOLD ME SHE HATED POTATOES
    EXCUSE ME YOU JUST INSULTED ME

  13. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    FELLOW AWKWARD POTATOES:
    i JUST GOT CALLED A MASHED POTATO BY A PEASANT
    UM NO SHE DIDN'T

  14. xoxbsxox98 xoxbsxox98
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me for liking you.

  15. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    you never really know someone
    until you talk to them at 4am
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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