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100
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August 25, 2014 3:39am UTC

Why do the bugs in the Lion King look so damn tasty?

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FreakingPip*
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August 18, 2014 12:42am UTC

Finally finished my AP summer work! :)

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*nerium*
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July 3, 2014 11:22am UTC

Imagine if all you ever wanted was attainable. You walk into a store and a cluster of acne ridden teenagers stalk a aisle marked desires. Shelves upon shelves hold compact white cans, all with discreet labels reading off things like "beauty" and "self-acceptance". "Talent" is in high demand.
And then one day, whilst reading the newspaper, you notice a story about a girl - a mere seventeen years old - who had overdosed on beauty. Her name was Catherine. and she had died in her bedroom, surrounded by a city of confidence and charisma.
You read that only beauty was found in her bloodstream, and then you think about what a beautiful corpse she will be.
Imagine if everything you ever wanted was attainable, and then it ended up killing you.

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nicole🌹*
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July 2, 2014 12:37pm UTC

Summer vacation is great and all until you realize you have to go back to school evantually.

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acid*
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June 20, 2014 3:41pm UTC

WowWitty Is Soo Dead Right Now...Oh Well..

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lamedork
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June 20, 2014 1:24pm UTC

STOP ENTERING QUOTES INTO CONTEST THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CONTEST
HAVE YOU GOT ANY IDEA HOW OBNOXIOUS THAT IS JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE ENTER THESE
CONTESTS WITH THEIR BEST EFFORTS AND YOU WIN BECAUSE YOU POSTED AN UNRELATED
QUOTE TO GET MORE VIEWS LIKE CAN U NOT

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blondebabe*
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June 18, 2014 6:49am UTC

Happy Birthdayyy Mee! Finally 18!

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Witty-Throwbacks*
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May 30, 2014 9:42pm UTC

me: okay brain,
let's focus on the math final exam, 45 minutes to go
brain: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO
CIRCUS

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ajxo*
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May 28, 2014 6:57pm UTC

how do people eat mayonnaise, i skeeve omg

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ArcticBrittany
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May 26, 2014 4:15pm UTC

I ate so much today and i feel so gross but my mom made homeade chicken noodle soup and i cant resist it. I can literally feel myself gaining weight.

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Calibri (Body) *
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May 17, 2014 8:03pm UTC

Unable to eat diarrhea
Unable to eat, diarrhea
COMMAS
USE THEM

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freak*
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May 17, 2014 7:54am UTC

So at my school we recently had these tests that our whole year level had to take at the same time and the walls inbetween our classrooms are really thin and so there's silence as all of our year is doing this super hard test in silence and from a few classrooms over you just hear the four note hunger games whistle. Everyone in the class instantly gave the four finger solute in unison, I know you wish you were in my class.

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