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  1. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Want to know why I'm single?
    You meet a guy, randomly start talking one day, he compliments you on everything he can: "you're gorgeous", "you're cute" etc.. he asks about your past relationships, you tell him you've been hurt before he says " I would never hurt you", you tell him some funny life stories, he tells you his. he starts flirting with you and you start to think he's a really nice guy, you then flirt back. He asks for your number, you give it to him straight away. Quickly; speaking to him becomes your daily routine, you count on him speaking to you, and whatever he does you smile instantly. He asks about your day and you speak all night. The night conversations are always the best. He always asks you if you're tired or you want to go to sleep but you say no and stay just to talk to him. You get butterflies every single time he speaks to you. You now tell your friends how much you like him. You're over the moon. You feel like the happiest girl in the world. but then one day, he randomly stops talking to you, stops putting the effort in and you have no idea why, you know something's changed but you're confused. He stops putting the effort in and you become all clingy and feel like a pest every time you pick up the strength to say "hi" to him, you come to a conclusion that its all your fault and he's mad at you for whatever you have done. He says "sorry, i've been busy" so, you let it go, but for days after maybe weeks and he's still busy constantly. every time you talk to her it becomes an argument, over the most stupidest of things.. you then stop putting the effort in thinking it works both ways, but it doesn't. You then stop speaking, weeks or months go by and you still haven't spoken. You notice that they call every other girl "perfect" and all the other things he called you. He's fine without you. He has already moved on and you're still mad and upset. You still hope that one day he will pop up and everything will go back to how it was, back to normal but you know that will never happen, you now compare every other guy to him. He forgot about you a long time ago, and you still don't want to believe you got played.
    And that my friends, is why I'm single.

  2. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Me: takes out popsicle
    Popsicle: looks reddish/orangish through white wrapper so you can't tell if it's red or orange
    Me: please dont be orange please dont be orange please please
    Popsicle: is orange

  3. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I was supposed to get
    hot this summer

  4. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 8:34am UTC
    Me: oh that's cute!
    Me: *checks price tag*
    Me: no it's not.

  5. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 2:43pm UTC
    I restart the whole song when I miss my favourite part.

  6. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    When you change your answer on
    a test only to find out later that your first answer was right.

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 5:41pm UTC
    teacher: it's pajama day tomorrow
    that one kid: what if i sleep naked

  8. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    I can't stand when people say a
    babies age in months after a year old. Like, "Yeah, he's 29 months old."
    "Bit/ch, don't make me do the math."

  9. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    cashier: i’m sorry i need ten more cents
    me: oh god *fumbles around in bag for money* i’m so sorry *drops everything* here just- *pulls out wad of cash* take this fifty

  10. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Teacher: So you'll be getting your tests back now. But before you do, let me ramble for half an hour about completely irrelevant things while you all stare at me in anticipation lol

  11. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    Me: *drops the shampoo bottle in the shower*
    Mom: OH MY GOD COURTNEY ARE YOU OKAY?
    Every. Single. Time.

  12. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 6:38am UTC
    grandma: do you want some cake
    me: no thanks
    grandma: here's your cake

  13. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    Everytime
    I say things
    that are on my mind people call me
    weird and give me strange looks.
    I'm going to start being the quiet and shy one again,
    the one that never spoke.
    it's better that way.

  14. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 11:47pm UTC
    mum: did you get home safe?
    me: no i died a few times

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    I thought I liked you.
    Turns out, I was just drunk.

  16. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    "hey mom, can I..."
    . no

  17. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 6:30am UTC
    "oh he’s really good looking"
    “he has a girlfriend you know”
    YEAH I SAID HE’S GOOD LOOKING DIDN'T SAY I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK.

  18. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    Everytime I see somebody spell a
    word wrong I look down at the
    keyboard and see how close the
    letter is to the letter thats
    suppose to be there, to see if its
    socially acceptable to misspell

  19. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    Me: *Sick*
    Me: *Goes on the computer*
    Parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY
    100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND
    HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE

  20. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 8:29am UTC
    Slowly turning up the volume on your headphones
    When your parents are trying to talk to you

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