Everytime Quotes

breezy_mac
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 3:44am UTC

Everytime you cry
Save up all your tears
I will be your rainbow
When they disappear
Wash away the pain
Til you smile again
I will be the laughter in your eyes
Everytime you cry
- john farnham & human nature(everytime you cry)

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 2:20pm UTC

When you change your answer on
a test only to find out later that your first answer was right.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 2:15pm UTC

I can't stand when people say a
babies age in months after a year old. Like, "Yeah, he's 29 months old."
"Bit/ch, don't make me do the math."

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 10:00pm UTC

When I like a song,
I listen to it until I get so tired of
hearing it, I end up hating it.

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 12:12pm UTC

Me: *playing Slender Man*
Me: This is not scary
Me: Omg, this is so fake.
Me: Wtf does this scare me?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *two minutes later*
Me: (O_O) Holy crap, time to go on Witty

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thatswutshesaid
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 5:49pm UTC

"hey mom, can I..."
. no

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 4:48pm UTC

Me: *Sneezes*
Class: ..........
Me: God bless me......

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Btrytobefunny
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 5:07pm UTC

I cared for eight seconds. Then...I got distracted.

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Btrytobefunny
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 9:07am UTC

That moment when your math teacher decides to speak alien...
And you're all like "wait... what the hell?"

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Elli_unicornpuke
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 12:19pm UTC

"Never Again" - Says the mind.
"Every time" - Says The longing.
"Impossible" - Says the fact.
"Try It" - Whisper the Dream

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Me: *Sneezes*
Class:
Me: God bless me.
Me: Thank me.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 11:54pm UTC

Me: *drops the shampoo bottle in the shower*
Mom: OH MY GOD COURTNEY ARE YOU OKAY?
Every. Single. Time.

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Btrytobefunny
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Dont judge me, I get life.

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OnceUponAStory
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 9:15pm UTC

It happens every time.
People will make jokes and tease me about how I love to write, but the moment our English teacher assigns an essay, report, or any other writing assignment everyone wants to be my best friend.

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corey_taylor*
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 10:59pm UTC

Directioner: what are you listening to?
Me: the Beatles
Directioner: they copied one direction!!
Me: ........ARE YOU R3TARDED?!

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DarkSecrets
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 10:57pm UTC

That irritating moment:
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
When you say "I hate everyone."
And that one person says "Haha except me!"
and you're like "Haha No."
Especially You.

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amberandmarisa1011
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 12:57pm UTC

Me: Puts up quote
Wait's for faves..
Get's notification.
*Follow for a follow back!*
Me: God is testing me.

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Girl With a Cat Head*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 11:30pm UTC

me: mom, I really don't like this girl.
mom: surprise, surprise.
me: ohok

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Girl With a Cat Head*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 11:59pm UTC

"I only like you as a friend"

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spence*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:23pm UTC

Everytime I see somebody spell a
word wrong I look down at the
keyboard and see how close the
letter is to the letter thats
suppose to be there, to see if its
socially acceptable to misspell

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