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Fitness_Quotes
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 3:07pm UTC

*Does five crunches*
*Checks for abs*
haha anybody else do this?

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 9:55pm UTC

me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 9:52pm UTC

me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo

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Onism*
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 6:11pm UTC

Teacher: So you'll be getting your tests back now. But before you do, let me ramble for half an hour about completely irrelevant things while you all stare at me in anticipation lol

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 3:31pm UTC

I thought I liked you.
Turns out, I was just drunk.

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🐝*
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 7:25pm UTC

"You are the leaves at my feet.
You are the hum of electric heat.
I kept myself away,
but I’m starting to like the pain.”

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yuzermali
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Me: KK. Time to do homework
Me: *opens up computer*
Me: *Tumblr pops up on screen*
Me: Huh? Wth? I didnt even....
Me: *Witty opens up*
Me: Wait...no..computer...no
Me: *youtube, cute pics of cats and hot photos of fave celebs pops up*
Me : NO COMPUTER
Me : STAHP
*Seven hours later*
Me: Oh so that's how you hit a giraffe with a violin.

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kristabff
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 5:59pm UTC

Me: takes out popsicle
Popsicle: looks reddish/orangish through white wrapper so you can't tell if it's red or orange
Me: please dont be orange please dont be orange please please
Popsicle: is orange

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 8:13pm UTC

Sorry, I can't today.
My sister's friend's brother's
uncle's second cousin's twin
sister's step-son's half-brother's
best friend's girlfriend's hamster died.
It was tragic.

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 1:46pm UTC

Mother, I'm sorry
For all the mistakes, I ever made
For all the wrong things, I ever laid
For all the people, I've betrayed
For everytime I've hurt you deep in your heart
Everytime I almost drift us apart
Everytime, I'm sorry
❤

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 4:41pm UTC

Cute boy: Hey
Me: Who paid you?

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kby246
posted a quote
September 30, 2013 7:37pm UTC

I finally get it,
Why you call someone you like
a crush
Because in the end
You always end up crushed

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KeepFighting
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Every time I see you
I TRY NOT TO LOOK YOUR WAY
but you'r just so fúcking cute and
adorable that I can't help myself.
I feel so stupid because
I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T AND NEVER WOULD FEEL THE SAME WAY.
Please don't remove this!

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*Death*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 6:49pm UTC

R
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(Relapse)

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Cotect336
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 3:51am UTC

Me: Mom how great is it to have an awesome kid?
Mom: I dont know ask your grandmother
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: Alrighty then.

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emluvsgummybears
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 6:21pm UTC

Mom/Dad: Why dont you ever tell me anything?
Mom/Dad: *tells entire family about your problems*
Mom/Dad: *judges you*
Mom/Dad: *insults you*
Mom/Dad: *calls you spoiled*
Mom/Dad: *says youre overreacting*

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bye*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 6:10pm UTC

cashier: i’m sorry i need ten more cents
me: oh god *fumbles around in bag for money* i’m so sorry *drops everything* here just- *pulls out wad of cash* take this fifty

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 1:56pm UTC

I'm that kind of person who
apologizes about everything
because I always think that
every time something bad
happens, it's always my fault.
- Me

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Why is it that when a guy finds out I like him, he starts ignoring me.

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BrookieeCookiee
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC

friend: *says something funny*
me: chokes
me: starts crying
me: dies

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