Everytime Quotes

Live2wice
posted a quote
March 15, 2015 11:31pm UTC

When someone asks me "What letter comes after Q.."
Normal people "Simple....It's R"
Me "..a..b..c..d...e...f...g.."
#EveryoneDoesThat

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
December 13, 2014 6:15am UTC

I would just like to establish,
that I have wanted to speak to LaughingForVariousReasons
for weeks now. One of her quotes got me addicted to a
song, I've loved all of her writing, and seriously looked through her quotes
until the a.m., but I still haven't ever spoken to her.
Why? I don't know.

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Ryouta*
posted a quote
June 11, 2014 4:34pm UTC

Ohmehgahd. I got two favorites. I AM FAMOUS *~*

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 10, 2014 12:17am UTC

I make believe, that you are here
IT'S THE ONLY WAY I SEE CLEAR.
Format by Breeze

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 10, 2014 12:15am UTC

And every time I try to fly
I FALL WITHOUT MY WINGS **
I FeeL so smaLL
I guess I need you baby

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 4, 2014 5:41pm UTC

teacher: it's pajama day tomorrow
that one kid: what if i sleep naked

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Just an average kid*
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 5:42pm UTC

Me: *hits hip on a counter*
Me: OWWWW OWWW OWWWWWW OWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Me: *falls over dramatically*
Me: Call an ambulance!
Me: I've been shot!
Mom: *Totally ignores me*
Me: Mom! Mom! Mom!
Mom: What?
Me: PITY ME

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heartofstones
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 3:27pm UTC

If I had a dollar
for every time I thought about you,
I would start thinking about you.

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IJustNeedLovee
posted a quote
February 20, 2014 3:32pm UTC

It's fine.
Just take my heart
And break it into pieces.
You won't be the first,
I doubt you'll be the last.

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dreamer*
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 8:34am UTC

Me: oh that's cute!
Me: *checks price tag*
Me: no it's not.

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ImmortalTurtle
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 8:22pm UTC

*taking final exam*
stomach: let me play you the song of my people.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 8, 2014 11:47pm UTC

mum: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times

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^_^*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 2:43pm UTC

I restart the whole song when I miss my favourite part.

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 6:38am UTC

grandma: do you want some cake
me: no thanks
grandma: here's your cake

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Me:I'm so in love with that band
Me:I love them so much they're my idols
Guy:Honestly i think they literally s.uck.No offence
Me:It's alright everybody has their own opinions.
Me on the inside:IM GOING TO RIP YOUR F.UCKING HEAD OFF YOU MOTHERF.UCKER AND IM GONNA TRACK DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE AND YOUR GRANDPARENT'S HOUSE AND YOUR CHICK'S HOUSE AND IM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 2:37pm UTC

Me: *Sick*
Me: *Goes on the computer*
Parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY
100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND
HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 2:44am UTC

And every time I try to fly
I fall without my wings
I feel so small.
I guess I need you, baby
Format by Breeze

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Hailea Katherine*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Its like everytime the wind blows
I feel it tearing us apart everytime he smiles I let
him in again everything is fine when you're standing
in the eye of the hurricane ♥

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potatoesforlife
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 6:30am UTC

"oh he’s really good looking"
“he has a girlfriend you know”
YEAH I SAID HE’S GOOD LOOKING DIDN'T SAY I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK.

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DieiSomnians
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 5:46pm UTC

"I will never stop losing my breath everytime I see you looking back at me."
- Saftysuit, Never Stop

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