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  1. Live2wice Live2wice
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2015 11:31pm UTC
    When someone asks me "What letter comes after Q.."
    Normal people "Simple....It's R"
    Me "..a..b..c..d...e...f...g.."
    #EveryoneDoesThat

  2. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2014 6:15am UTC
    I would just like to establish,
    that I have wanted to speak to LaughingForVariousReasons
    for weeks now. One of her quotes got me addicted to a
    song, I've loved all of her writing, and seriously looked through her quotes
    until the a.m., but I still haven't ever spoken to her.
    Why? I don't know.

  3. Ryouta* Ryouta*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 4:34pm UTC
    Ohmehgahd. I got two favorites. I AM FAMOUS *~*

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 12:17am UTC
    I make believe, that you are here
    IT'S THE ONLY WAY I SEE CLEAR.
    Format by Breeze

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 12:15am UTC
    And every time I try to fly
    I FALL WITHOUT MY WINGS **
    I FeeL so smaLL
    I guess I need you baby

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 5:41pm UTC
    teacher: it's pajama day tomorrow
    that one kid: what if i sleep naked

  7. Just an average kid* Just an average kid*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 5:42pm UTC
    Me: *hits hip on a counter*
    Me: OWWWW OWWW OWWWWWW OWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    Me: *falls over dramatically*
    Me: Call an ambulance!
    Me: I've been shot!
    Mom: *Totally ignores me*
    Me: Mom! Mom! Mom!
    Mom: What?
    Me: PITY ME

  8. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 3:27pm UTC
    If I had a dollar
    for every time I thought about you,
    I would start thinking about you.

  9. IJustNeedLovee IJustNeedLovee
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 3:32pm UTC
    It's fine.
    Just take my heart
    And break it into pieces.
    You won't be the first,
    I doubt you'll be the last.

  10. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 8:34am UTC
    Me: oh that's cute!
    Me: *checks price tag*
    Me: no it's not.

  11. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 8:22pm UTC
    *taking final exam*
    stomach: let me play you the song of my people.

  12. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 11:47pm UTC
    mum: did you get home safe?
    me: no i died a few times

  13. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 2:43pm UTC
    I restart the whole song when I miss my favourite part.

  14. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 6:38am UTC
    grandma: do you want some cake
    me: no thanks
    grandma: here's your cake

  15. AnonymousGirl98 AnonymousGirl98
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    Me:I'm so in love with that band
    Me:I love them so much they're my idols
    Guy:Honestly i think they literally s.uck.No offence
    Me:It's alright everybody has their own opinions.
    Me on the inside:IM GOING TO RIP YOUR F.UCKING HEAD OFF YOU MOTHERF.UCKER AND IM GONNA TRACK DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE AND YOUR GRANDPARENT'S HOUSE AND YOUR CHICK'S HOUSE AND IM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL

  16. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    Me: *Sick*
    Me: *Goes on the computer*
    Parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY
    100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND
    HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE

  17. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 2:44am UTC
    And every time I try to fly
    I fall without my wings
    I feel so small.
    I guess I need you, baby
    Format by Breeze

  18. Hailea Katherine* Hailea Katherine*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    Its like everytime the wind blows
    I feel it tearing us apart everytime he smiles I let
    him in again everything is fine when you're standing
    in the eye of the hurricane ♥

  19. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 6:30am UTC
    "oh he’s really good looking"
    “he has a girlfriend you know”
    YEAH I SAID HE’S GOOD LOOKING DIDN'T SAY I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK.

  20. DieiSomnians DieiSomnians
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    "I will never stop losing my breath everytime I see you looking back at me."
    - Saftysuit, Never Stop

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