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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    literally
    nothing feels better than being loved
    by someone who hates everyone

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 8:38am UTC
    Everyone: Are you okay?
    Everyone: You look tired
    Everyone: You look upset
    Everyone: You look confused
    Everyone: Are you mad at me?
    Everyone: What are you mad at?
    Me: It's my face!

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    One mistake
    and everyone judges you

  5. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    Sometimes I feel like the friend
    That everybody secretly hates

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    *dad voice* i’ll fix it!
    *breaks it 100x worse and then gets mad at everyone else*

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    EVERYONE LOOKS 2000 TIMES HOTTER IN A LEATHER JACKET
    ITS SCIENCE

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    i hate the fact that i am always the person who likes others more, like if someone just leaves me, it really fking destroys me, and i dont really know what to do. i feel confused about everything for weeks, years even, and i dont really know what i have done to make everyone leave me. i dont understand how other people can just be totally okay. its like no matter what, i am always the one that hurts the most, and that really fking sucks.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    Sometimes I sit on the bus and watch how life is happening around me.
    I notice how another car needs to stop so my bus can continue on. What if one second could decide whether we live or die? We trust every single human being around us that they are able to control themselves. We trust that the people walking past us every day won't pull out a gun and shoot hysterically around them. Who gives you the assurance that the lady walking towards you can control herself. She appears normal, like the "she doesn't look mentally ill" kind of normal. But, on the outside, so do you. Nobody knows about your weekly breakdowns. Who gives you the assurance that the man in the braking car doesn't accelerate and cause an accident. Maybe he didn't see us, or maybe he's just insane.
    We trust them. We have no choice.

  10. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is nearly impossiblebut p¡ss¡ng everyone off is way easier and fun as hell

  11. elizabethhh elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    What the helll is stardoll?

  12. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    Everyone backs down on me once they
    know how messed up I am.

  13. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 12:35am UTC
    i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on zero
    and im listening to everyones conversations
    because im a true spy kid

  14. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    we're all a little
    b r o k e n.

  15. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    Note to everyone: Do NOT break out into a song at school during lunch if you don't want food to be thrown at you. Apparently that's only okay in High School Musical.

  16. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    To: Everyone
    I'm sorry for letting you down

  17. danceatheart danceatheart
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    Am I the only person
    who has never
    went through an
    entire bottle
    of nailpolish

  18. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    I'm just gonna push everyone away
    It will be easier that way

  19. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 12:55am UTC
    judge: did u kill these ppl
    me: ya
    judge: why
    me: for the lulz xD
    judge: xD
    everyone in the court: xD

  20. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 2:35am UTC
    EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM
    Format by Breeze

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