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  1. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    If you ever wonder why
    high school is so hard,
    it's because Ned stopped his survival guide at the 8th grade.

  2. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    etc = end of thinking capacity.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 7:09am UTC
    the head of a company survived 9/11 because
    his son started kindergarten.
    another fellow was alive because it was
    his turn to bring donuts.
    one woman was late because her
    alarm clock didn't go off in time.
    one was late because of being stuck in the NJ turnpike
    because of an auto accident.
    one of them
    missed his bus.
    one spilled food on her clothes and had to take
    time to change.
    one's
    car wouldn't start.
    one couldn't
    get a taxi.
    the one that stuck me the most was the man
    who put on a new pair of shoes that morning.
    took the various means to get to work but before
    he got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
    he stopped at a drugstore to buy a band-aid.
    that is what he is alive today...
    now when i am
    stuck in traffic
    miss an elevator,
    turn back to answer a ringing telephone...
    all the little things that annoy me,
    i think to myself,
    this is exaclty where
    i'm meant to be
    at the very moment.

  4. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    Normal girls: He does'nt like me. :(
    Me: lol I'm a potato. xD
    Normal girls: Relationship status: It's complicated.
    Me: I've never met my boyfriends, heh.
    Normal girls: My boyfriend didn't call me..
    Me: My boyfriends don't know I exist....
    Normal girls: Ugh, I broke a nail!
    Me: I lost a follower? That's really nice of you.
    Normal girls: I got betrayed by my best friend.
    Me: My best friend just stole my theme? No, just no.
    Normal girls: *can't decide on what to wear*
    Me: *Has trouble gaining followers*
    Normal girls: My boyfriend is sexy.
    Me: I'm pretty sure my boyfriends are homosexuals.

  5. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 4:53am UTC
    Writing "etc" on a test beacause you
    can't think of anymore examples.

  6. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    I don't understand how
    people approach their crush.
    I don't even have the guts to ask
    for extra ketchup at McDonald's.

  7. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    Baby, life's tough,
    so you gotta be, too.

  8. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 11:50pm UTC
    HARRY POTTER
    [x] Your hair is dark and can be messy.
    [x] You wear glasses.
    [] You have a weird looking scar.
    [x] You are brave.
    [] You have green eyes.
    [x] You like playing a particular sport.
    Total: 4
    RON WEASLEY
    [x] You have red hair.
    [x] You are very loyal to your friends.
    [x] You are deathly afraid of spiders.
    [x] You are sarcastic.
    [x] You don’t have a lot of money.
    [x] You have older siblings.
    Total: 6
    HERMIONE GRANGER
    [] You are bossy.
    [x] You are intelligent.
    [x] Your hair is wavy or curly.
    [x] You have a cat.
    [] You usually know how to handle tricky situations.
    [x] You get made fun of a lot.
    [x] You can’t draw
    Total: 5
    RUBEUS HAGRID
    [] You are tall.
    [] You are very friendly and soft hearted.
    [x] You love animals.
    [x] You are very helpful.
    [] You give in easily.
    [x] You are very loyal.
    Total: 3
    LUNA LOVEGOOD
    [x] You are weird and proud of it.
    [x] You don’t have loads of friends.
    [] You are a bit ditzy.
    [] You are open minded.
    [x] You are quite spiritual.
    [x] You believe in things most people wouldn't.
    Total: 4
    DRACO MALFOY
    [x] You are manipulative.
    [x] You can be very mean when you want to be.
    [] You are a snob.
    [x] You can get jealous.
    [] You have blonde hair.
    [x] You enjoy pranks. As long as they don’t hurt anyone.
    Total: 4
    NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM
    [] You are close to your grandparents.
    [] You are plump.
    [x] You are easily frightened.
    [x] You get nervous easily.
    [] You like frogs and toads.
    [x] You are geeky.
    Total: 3
    I am: Ron Weasley

  9. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 12:25am UTC
    because
    ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ I'm better off alone.

  10. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    Just look at me now before I walk away.
    You just might miss me one day.

  11. danni79 danni79
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 11:36am UTC
    e t c end of thinking capacity.

  12. damon43 damon43
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:03am UTC
    GIRLS
    if you need boy advice, or just wanna talk to someone.. comment here
    I'm an expert on guys ;)

  13. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2014 11:52pm UTC
    "If I'm attracted to someone, when my phone lights up with the text from that person, I grin at it stupidly."

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 11:02pm UTC
    There's these phases where
    I get extremely unpopular on
    every single website. It's like
    the world simultaneously
    decides to hate me. Weird.

  15. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    Dear Music,
    Thank you for always being here for me,
    when nobody else was.
    Thank you for never judging me.
    Never criticizing me for being me.
    Thank you for telling me I'll be okay.
    Thank you for showing me who I want to be.
    Thank you for being my addiction.
    Thank you for being my escape.
    Thank you for raising me.
    Thank you for introducing me to my heroes.
    Thank you for saving me.
    Thank you for keeping me sane.

  16. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 11:00am UTC
    I fell in Love With Mickey Mouse
    (literally)
    Chapter # 51
    Maybe, I should have stayed home.
    I took the sunglasses haning from the mirror and started the engine. A couple turns right, one left, and straight ahead. It led me to a sign that read, 3 miles to Venice beach. How did I end up going there? I wasn't sure, I didn't really think about it. I just drove, following the imaginary guide set by my subconscious mind. I arrived slowly, stood in the empty parking lot and gazed at the dark ocean shadowed by the rising clouds. Something special and peaceful about this place. Something, different. Something, that didn't exist anywhere else or for me anyways. Speaking of anwhere, my peace was rudely inturupted by the violent vibrations from my phone. I took a hold of my phone and without looking at the caller ID I threw it in the passenger drawr. I looked at the ocean again, and happiliy opened the door. The wind gave me a welcoming hug and I indeed felt welcomed. My feet relieved as they felt the cool smooth sand. I walked towards the ocean waves. The sand got cooler and smoother.
    "Man, what is this, phantom of the opera, if you like her you got to tell her." From what it seemed, an upset guy, was yelling at another guy. I couldn't see them, since they weren't in my way. But, that wouldn't stop me from eves dropping on a juicy conversation.
    "What am I supposed to say, Alex, hey miss, you dont' know me but I love you?" He sassed
    Dang I wonder what that's about.
    I walked a little slower, so I could hear what the other friend had to say.
    "No, Kai, just get to know her, be her friend, then tell her." Alex explainned
    "You don't get it Alex, I know her, I know everything about her, the problem is, she doesn't know me." Kai said.
    What kind of a guy would like a girl that doesn't know him? That's like level 88 fangirl.
    "Well, I don't know what to tell you Kai." Alex said.
    "Forget it, I doubt she'll like me anyways." Kai finished.
    I wanted to walk up to him, to tell him that he should tell this girl, but, it was probably none of my business.
    I finally reached the shore. I put my bag aside, and sat down. My sunglasses came off, and my curiousity kicked in. Poor, guy, it must be tough liking someone who doesn't know you. I should know, I've been liking Harry Styles for three years now. Kai, that's an interesting name. It kind of sounds Hawaiian.
    "Kai" I whispered
    I liked the sound of it, so I decided to practice a little louder.
    "Kai" I said
    "Yes?" I heard a voice but it wasn't mine.
    My heart sank to my stomach.
    Why am I so stupid?
    I stayed silent, hoping I had imagined it.
    "Ay lady, if you got something to say, please say it quickly I gotta go." I heard.
    God, what, what, what just happened? How, or what am I supposed to say to him? Hey, I was evesdropping on your conversation, and I love your name. He's going to think I'm a freaking weirdo. I knew, I should've stayed home. Nothing good comes from me.
    "Is your refrigerator running?" I tried
    "It's running better than your brain." His sarcastic tone was very offensive.
    I know I sounded stupid, but that was just rude. I turned around to face him.
    "I don't like your name anyways." I blurted.
    He quickly turned around and gave me a stare.

  17. DividedByZero DividedByZero
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    Me and my friends were so f*cked up last night. I was crying in a bathtub. One friend was crying for his mom on a staircase. One girl was crying into a pillow and twitching every once in a while. Like holy sh*t.

  18. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 5:35am UTC
    I fell in Love With Mickey Mouse
    (literally)
    Chapter # 47
    Pressure beyond belief,
    If you knew what was going on inside of me, you wouldn't try to kiss me. I thought. I felt bewildered, like I was high. I couldn't think straight, and Rogers words had me on top of the world.
    "Roger please," I begged again
    "Shh...just, tell me," He whispered
    "Tell, me when to stop-" His lips embraced mine.
    Slow and smooth, like an injection, a candle melting. Melting, on my freaking body and pulling me under. His hands were gliding up and down my back pulling my shirt up and down with each glide. I had goosebumps on my thighs. This felt great, but, I didn't like where it was headed.
    "Sto-" As soon as he heard me speak he yanked my body towards his causing me to gasp.
    "Did you say something?" He smirked.
    I took a deep breath and tried again.
    "I want you to-" My voice was cut off by his bitter soft kiss.
    His raspy fingers dug deep into my flesh as he spun me around and banged my body against the wall. His hands gracefully slid down my ribs and curled around my hips like claws of an eagle. His head shifted back as he scanned my body. He was out of breath, just, like, me. I could feel his fiery eyes burning my face, I couldn't look up. I was scared, things have never gone this far with him and I
    just didn't know what to do.
    "What did you want me to do?" He seductivly whispered.
    I closed my eyes praying that he would walk away.
    "I'm waiting for an answer miss." He whispered
    "Please," I cried
    His forehead was against mine agian.
    "Please, don't," I begged
    He felt the pain in my voice, I could tell because his hands were no longer tight claws grasping my hips and the fire in his eyes light out. All power is within the tongue, that was true. My words, they could either make or break him at this moment. I looked at his face and the guilt, shame and embarresment was appearent.
    "Stop..." I finished.
    He revealed an evil cricked smile, and that smile spat at my face sucking every bit of sanity. His eyes were screaming 'I want you' and mine, mine were probably doing the same thing. He snuck close and kissed me again. I held his neck and he carried me to his room. Suddenly I felt terrified, was he getting ready to do what I thought he was going to do?
    "Roger.."
    "Don't flatter your self, we're going to watch movie." He answered
    "But, I thought you.."
    "You thought wrong. I'm not ready, and your certainly not ready." He giggled.
    I rested my head on his shoulder.
    "Well that's fine by me." I said
    We sat on his bead and flicked the channels looking for a good movie to watch. Roger decided to stop on Titanic. We both loved that movie. Who didn't? It was a classic and probably the best romance movie in history. But, now...it was only a painful reminder of Michael.

  19. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    Roses are red
    My name is Dave
    This poem makes to sense
    Microwave <3

  20. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    Things haven't been going so 'hot' lately.
    I've been falling asleep during tests.
    Getting yelled at by my mother.
    I was so heartbroken by her yesterday.
    I thought she was the one I could always go to for help.
    But no.
    She backfired at me.
    I layed in my bed crying for hours last night.
    I didn't even remember what cryign felt like...
    ...Til then.
    I was super hurt that when I was shaving last night,
    I wanted to use my razor and just slide it across my wrist.
    But then I thought...
    ...What about witty?
    They support me.
    They are there to talk to me.
    Infact, they are my closest friends.
    You guys know almost every single thing about me.
    Well, besides a few people.
    But that doesn't matter.
    You guys keep me going.
    You guys keep me alive.
    You guys are every single piece of me.
    My point of this quote is thank you.
    Especially to:
    Dana
    Kassie
    Cassandra
    Gianna
    Nikki
    Lyric (Leers)
    Ashy
    Lu
    Josh
    Hollie
    and so many more people.
    Thank you. All of you.
    You are my everything.
    Thanks to those who took their time and read this quote also.

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