1. Dress sophisticated (suit/suit skirt, heavy tinted sunglasses, ect.)
2 Enter ver public srtting with laptop (cafe, class, ect.)
3. Position yourself so everyone can see your screen
4. Open up many random tabs (polotics, japanesse culture, stock markets, historical docs, ect.)
5. THEN, open this websit-- hackertyper.com
6. Press F11 for fullscreen
7. Begin typing FURIOUSLY
8. Press "ALT" 3 times for "Access Granted"
Press "Caps Lock" for "Access Denied"
9. After about 15 minutes,
Slam the laptop shut, look around suspicously,
and leave...