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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2019 10:25am UTC
    There's no business like show business, but there's lots 'o businesses like matzo businesses.

  2. SamDandelion SamDandelion
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2016 9:52am UTC
    For me, the cool thing is doing things that could only be done in gaming.

  3. hello_universe hello_universe
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 11:36pm UTC
    99 Confessions
    1. Last hug: My niece♥
    2. Last phone call: Some random number
    3. Last text message: Omar
    4. Last song you heard:The taste of ink - The used
    5. Last time you cried: I don't memeber
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    6. Dated someone twice: Yeah
    7. Been cheated on: Not that i know of
    8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Nah
    9. Lost someone special: Yeah
    10. Been depressed: I don't recall
    11. Pulled all-nighter: Yeah
    LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
    12. Purple
    13: Red
    14: Black
    THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
    15. Made a new friend: I don't think so?
    16. Fallen out of love: No
    17. Laughed until you cried: Yes
    18. Met someone who changed you: No
    19. Found out who your true friends were: Definitely
    20. Found out someone was talking about you: Nah
    21. Kissed anyone: Yup
    YOUR LIFE.
    22.How many people on your followers list do you know in real life: None really
    23. How many kids do you want: 2-4
    24. Do you have any pets: No
    25. Do you want to change your name: Nope
    26. What did you do for your last Birthday: Family came over
    27. What time did you wake up today: 11 am
    28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Coming home
    29. Name something you cannot wait for: Summer events!
    30. Last time you saw your mother: Not to long ago
    31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Nothing really
    32. What are you listening to right now: Sweater weather
    33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes
    34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: No one
    35. Most visited webpage: Tumblr
    36. Whats your real name: Nicole
    37. Nicknames: Whatever you can think of
    38. Relationship Status: Single
    40. Male or female: Female
    44. Last kiss?: Jeff
    45. Tall or short: Tall?
    46. Height: I don't remeber
    47. Do you have a crush on someone: Nah
    48. What do you like about yourself: My eyes and hair.
    49. Piercings: Ears and nose
    50. Tattoos: Zero
    51. Righty or lefty: Righty
    FIRSTS:
    53. First piercing: Ears
    54. First best friend: Mickhalia
    55.First sport you joined: Soccer
    56. First vacation: Mexico
    RIGHT NOW:
    59. Eating: Nothing
    60. Drinking: Nothing
    61. I'm about to: Go to sleep?
    62. Listening to: Ocean Avenue
    63. Waiting for: A miracle
    YOUR FUTURE:
    64. Want kids: Yes
    65. Want to Get married: Eventually
    66. Career: I have no clue
    WHICH IS BETTER:
    67. Lips or eyes: Eyes
    68. Hugs or kisses: Both
    69. Shorter or taller: Taller
    70. Funny or Cute: Both
    71. Romantic or spontaneous: 50/50
    73. Sensitive or loud: 25/75
    74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    76. Kissed a stranger: I don't think so
    77. Stole something for someone: No
    78. Lost glasses/contacts: Yes
    79. Hurt youself: Yeah
    80. Broken someone's heart: Probably
    82. Been arrested: Never been caught
    83. Turned someone down: Yeah
    84. Cried when someone died: Yes
    85. fallen for a friend: Yeah
    DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
    86. Yourself: No
    87. Miracles: Mhm
    88. Love at first sight: Not really
    89. Heaven: Yes
    90. Santa Clause: DUHHH! :D
    91. Kiss on the first date: Sure
    92. Angels: Yes
    ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
    94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No
    95. Did you sing today: Yeah
    96. First person in your contacts: Arturo
    97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: I wouldn't
    98. The moment you would choose: Idk?
    99. Are you afraid of falling in love? I am

  4. hello_universe hello_universe
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 4:59pm UTC
    Does someone wanna entertain me and ask me questions? http://ask.fm/hello_universe
    No? Okay ):

  5. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

  6. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    Revenge can be bitter sweet,
    but if you sit back and watch...
    karma can be pure entertainment.

  7. Heidi* Heidi*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    I think there should be the normal flag football Powder Puff,
    then there should be a Powder Puff where girls actually play football.
    Now THAT would be entertaining.

  8. hello_universe hello_universe
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    So i'm bored and made one of thse askfm things.
    So ask me questions?! :D
    ask.fm/hello_universe

  9. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    What if we are the sims and we are someone's entertainment...

  10. beebessey beebessey
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    Read over 100 comments and I'm sitting her like "I love drama. Its so dramatic!"

  11. 5helby 5helby
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    1. Dress sophisticated (suit/suit skirt, heavy tinted sunglasses, ect.)
    2 Enter ver public srtting with laptop (cafe, class, ect.)
    3. Position yourself so everyone can see your screen
    4. Open up many random tabs (polotics, japanesse culture, stock markets, historical docs, ect.)
    5. THEN, open this websit-- hackertyper.com
    6. Press F11 for fullscreen
    7. Begin typing FURIOUSLY
    8. Press "ALT" 3 times for "Access Granted"
    Press "Caps Lock" for "Access Denied"
    9. After about 15 minutes,
    Slam the laptop shut, look around suspicously,
    and leave...

  12. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 11:06am UTC
    Where do geologists go for entertainment?
    to rock concerts.

  13. AnotherAverageTeenageGirl AnotherAverageTeenageGirl
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    Is it bad that I have already picked every snack and source of entertainment for a trip I'm taking tomorrow and I haven't even thought about what to pack for clothes?
    Oh well.

  14. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    Okay , so yesterday
    I was on an airplane headed back from Florida. I was seated next to this guy who spoke another language. He saw my teen magazine, and took it out from the seat. It was twist magazine. He started reading it! I thought it was pretty funny. Did I mention he's a grown man?
    I asked him if he wanted to keep it but with the little english he knew, he said "No...thankyou."

  15. Larii Larii
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    Am I the only one who likes to blast music in the my room. And change into different clothing for every song like if I was a celebrity in a concer? xD
    This cant be! I seriously do this all the time! :O

  16. JustinDPN JustinDPN
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    You make my Dark Knight Rise and want to go in your Bat Cave.

  17. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    Sick at home on Valentines Day, watching SNL. <3

  18. DoNotJudgeMe DoNotJudgeMe
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Stop with the salmonella jokes.
    They're making me sick.

  19. ForeverSouless ForeverSouless
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    I heard weird noises coming from outside so I go into kitchen to see if it’s my dog...
    What do I see?
    My dog bringing a ball up the stairs, dropping the ball and chasing it down the stairs, then repeats.
    ...Glad to know he can entertain himself.

  20. scenegurl98 scenegurl98
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    Baby it isn't you're face thet has got me falling from grace...
    It's you're figure that hit my triger ;)

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