Drunk Quotes

musicure
posted a quote
May 6, 2016 3:07pm UTC

so remember when we were driving in your car
speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
and the city lights laid out before us

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dontsellyourselfshort
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February 29, 2016 4:21pm UTC

I'M STUMBLING OFF
DRUNK, GETTING MYSELF
LOST. I AM SO GONE,
SO TELL ME THE WAY HOME.
I LISTEN TO SAD SONGS SINGING
ABOUT LOVE AND WHERE IT GOES WRONG.
Format © dontsellyourselfshort

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dontsellyourselfshort
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February 21, 2016 1:58pm UTC

WHAT DIDN'T
KILL ME NEVER
MADE ME
STRONGER AT ALL.
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musicure
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January 28, 2016 5:13pm UTC

I wanna be drunk
when I wake up
on the right side
of the wrong bed

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dontsellyourselfshort
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January 25, 2016 7:45pm UTC

Open bottles of beer,
but never champagne.

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Failure*
posted a quote
September 19, 2015 1:53am UTC

When he has a single drink..
his true feelings show.

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addy*
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August 7, 2015 9:47pm UTC

Sorry I haven't texted you in a while, haven't been drunk.

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Winter_Rose
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August 4, 2015 11:03pm UTC

I keep pretending like everything is ok. And that everything around me isn't falling down, crumbling to pieces. But this morning I realized I was the one who collapsed.

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Winter_Rose
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August 4, 2015 11:01pm UTC

- I drank half a bottle of whiskey last night.-WHAT THE F*CK, WHY!?-I needed you, but you weren't there.

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planetxar_the_1st
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October 30, 2014 8:54am UTC

Just remember, when you are drunk I Am in charge!
from the movie Willow

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HelloKittyy11
posted a quote
October 27, 2014 2:52am UTC

i'm drunk and all i hear and say and feel is your name.

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*anachronism*
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October 23, 2014 12:44pm UTC

YOU'RE SNEAKING OUT LATE, PAST ELEVEN O'CLOCK
WHEN THE ROCKS UPON YOUR WINDOW KNOCK.
YOU'RE TAKING RISKS FOR A BOY DRESSED IN BLACK
AND GIVING HIM THINGS YOU CANNOT TAKE BACK.
HE GOT YOU DRUNK, AND HE KISSED YOUR LIPS,
HE LEFT MIDNIGHT COLORS UPON YOUR HIPS.
BUT YOU JUST DON'T CARE; YOU JUST DO NOT MIND.
HE GIVES YOU FEELINGS YOU'VE BEEN LONGING TO FIND.
THE BOY DRESSED IN DARKNESS BATHES YOU IN LIGHT;
WITH HIM YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE ABOUT BEING ALRIGHT.
YOU DON'T CARE IF HE LOVES YOU; YOU DON'T CARE AT ALL.
REBELLION GIVES YOU WINGS, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FALL.
•♦•
"HE'S ROMEO IN ALL THE WRONG WAYS"

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nothumanok
posted a quote
October 11, 2014 6:02pm UTC

Said I'm all up in my feelings
Doubled up on this shot
Got me feeling some type of way
told you I hate you I don't mean it
And the only thing that I got,
Is the pain that you've been feeding
Faded, faded, faded, all because of you
Now my current situation, trying not to think of you,
not to break the rules
Why's it always happen, when I get this way?
Just can't stop myself,
so baby tonight
I'm blowing up your line
I got you on my mind
And the truth is hard to fight,
so I'll be
I'll be drunk texting, drunk texting,
drunk texting you
| Drunk Texting - Chris Brown & Jhene Aiko |

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appleloop*
posted a quote
September 11, 2014 8:13am UTC

"I miss you,
I wonder who you are now
because I know that the person ignoring my liquor spit filled voicemails
is not the same person who used to drape me over their shoulder and carry me home when the alcohol hit my knees and made me too dizzy to slur anything but “I love you”
you used to say it back. ”
— I’ve spent $982 on cab fare since you left

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Kayleigh14
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August 14, 2014 9:36pm UTC

I love drunk people. My brother's girlfriend has this little brother who's like a year younger than me and the only time I get to see him is when we're out so we've both had a few drinks but tonight my friend was trying to talk to him and was holding him back but he kept reaching out his hand to me and screaming "my sister-in-law" and when he came over he hugged me and kissed my forehead and kept saying that I'm the nicest girl he's ever met and how much he loves my brothers and how gorgeous my parents are and I know I'm rambling but I love when people are completely honest with eachother and don't worry about what people think of them. I love when boys hug eachother and actually listen to you when they're talking to you and I love when girls are so excited to see you and say "I love you" to everyone they talk to but I feel like that only happens when people are drunk so yeah, I love drunk people. I love how open they are and how they show their emotions so easily. Rant over.

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lautnerlover98
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July 26, 2014 7:47pm UTC

My dad got super drunk last night and told me it was okay that I was pregnant. I'm not pregnant.

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
July 17, 2014 6:07pm UTC

Your lips are like wine and
I want to get drunk.

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KrazyKira
posted a quote
June 14, 2014 3:02pm UTC

I am so sleep drunk it isn't even funny....
I am going on 30 hours with no sleep at all.
My eyes are burning so bad and are itching like crazy because of no sleep.
To top it off I'm sitting here babysitting a 9month old baby and I have to go to a concert/firework show later today.
And then I'm going to an all nighter with my friend...
I don't know if I can do this!
Wish me luck!
by the time monday hits I'm going to sleep for eternity!!!

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Michelle Parker *
posted a quote
June 10, 2014 7:57am UTC

Lets Get Drunk And Tell Each Other How We Really Feel :)

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michellie
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 5:13pm UTC

i just want to get drunk and smoke and make out with you and feel something

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