Boy: Maybe one day you'll be standing next to me in a white dress.
Me: EWWWW! WHITE DRESS? WHAT TYPE OF PERSON WEARS A WHITE DRESS NOWADAYS?!?! EW, I WANT AN IVORY WEDDING DRESS, YOU ARE SO OUT OF STYLE I HATE YOU UGHHH! LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK? WHITE DRESS? REALLY, DUDE, WHITE? WE ALL KNOW IVORY IS TEN TIMES BETTER THAN STUPID WHITE. I CANNOT BELIEVE I ACTUALLY LIKED YOU, YOU FREAKING WHTE DRESS GUY! UGHHH!