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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    NOT FRIENDS, NOT EMEMIES
    JUST SOME STRANGERS WITH
    SOME MEMORIES

  3. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    I wonder if clouds ever look
    down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot".

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Giving someone another chance
    is like giving them another bullet
    because they missed the first time

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 11:21am UTC
    Have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and
    woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you're just like, "Where did this come from?"

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    The only reason
    I enjoy going to bed is
    so I can make stories up in my head
    which makes my brain think
    it’s actually real.

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    A moment of silence for all the teenagers
    whose parents won’t let them eat in their room

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    I'D RATHER BE ALONE THAN WITH SOMEONE
    WHO DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL WANTED

  10. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    If websites were teenaged classmates:
    Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
    Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
    Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
    MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
    Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
    like the lake the frogs play in during the summer
    he sits with his friends and laughs a lot at little things.
    and when his friends are silent, he looks out the window.
    i sit two seats behing him and i think he is beautiful.
    There is a boy who catches my bus who acts happy
    every morning from 7am. He sits with his friends
    and gives them empty smiles and wears
    long sleeves in the middle of summer. i sit two
    seats behind him and i think he is beautiful.
    There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
    as empty as the lake the kids go swimming in winter, he
    sits with his friends and stares at his lap and when
    his friends say something funny he doesn't laugh anymore
    i sit two seats behing him and i think he's beautiful.
    There was a boy who caught my bus who was found by his
    parents after he had shot himself. He wrote a letter to his
    friends and told them that he loved them. he wrote a letter to his
    parents saying sorry, and he wrote a letter to the sad girl
    who sat two seats behing him on the bus, and told her that
    she was beautiful.

  12. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    Perks of not having a thigh gap:
    When food falls in your lap, you can actually catch it.

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
    from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
    she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
    flushed my phone down the toilet

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    Jessie J
    is such a good role model, she shaved her head for charity
    and she still looks beautiful without her hair

  15. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    it's March. someone please enlighten me
    as to why there's still snow on the ground.

  16. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    God created the world in 7 days
    well it took 9 months to create me so clearly I’m a big deal

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in?

  18. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    I wonder what it feels like
    right before you jump off the edge,
    knowing your life is going to end.

  19. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    Imagine if trees gave off
    wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet, too.

  20. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    Every morning you have two choices;
    continue to sleep with your dreams,
    or wake up and chase them.

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