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1. Jaz*
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2013 9:57pm UTC
   Me: Hi! My names Jazmine.
   Stranger: What a coincidence im Jazmine too!
   Me: ...
   Me: There can only be one.
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 17 points
2. theWalrus
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2013 10:32pm UTC
   Oh my god I cant handle people touching me
   like when guys try to hug me it's just like
   80/20 chance I will punch you in the throat
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

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