Best Dont Quotes This Year

WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC

My mum complained that I've never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger.
Apparently, it was the wrong one.

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basicallyeric
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 6:17pm UTC

When british people try to sound american, they either sound like a stuck up snotty girl from a movie, a ghetto rapper from the streets or an uneducated surfer from california.

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 2:38pm UTC

Don't call a girl
S|ut if she's wearing short shorts
A b-tch if she's proving a point
A flirt when she's just bing nice
Obsessive when she's just in love

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Hush little laptop
don't you cry
mama's gunna find you some more wifi.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Me about everything: I literally don't care

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posted a quote
December 4, 2013 3:55pm UTC

do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and
one of the sleeves starts slipping down like it's
attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you f/cking dare”

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 2:01pm UTC

instead of making jokes or rude comments about someone you can
• not do that

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gray22
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 2:53pm UTC

me: i know it's your first time
me: but i know just how to work you.
me: *turns on new laptop*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 3:28pm UTC

Stop scrolling.
Please don't cut tonight. I love you.
Okay. Continue.

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yourbiggestfanthisisstan
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 9:44pm UTC

To Mom:
Mom, Where is my backpack?
What's for dinner?
Did you find the remote?
Can you buy me a iphone?
Can you sign this test I failed?
Can you drive me to my friend's house? if I had friends lol
Why did you have to pass ugly genes to me?!
To Dad:
Where's mom?

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 10:35pm UTC

Don't worry about being thin, Adele isn't and she is my idol.
Don't worry about being pale, all the model are pale.
Don't worry about being athletic, just be healthy.
Don't worry about being popular, you're far better than them anyways.
Don't worry about being "normal", for all the best people are insane.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 5:26pm UTC

I don't hate you....
It's just that....
Oh wait! I do hate you!

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Imagine what it'd be like if you committed suicide....
- Your mother has to get therapy because she went into deep depresion over the fact that her baby is no longer here.
- Your father regrets not stopping you and cries everyday.
- All your bullies regret what they said and resort to self-harm.
- Your best friend won't eat because of how upset she is, then ends up with an eating disorder.
- Your friends who wern't close to you, regret not talking to you.
The pain might end for you, but it still carrys on for your loved ones.
The moment you hang yourself, overdose, self harm or step off the edge, you're going to hurt more people more than you're going to hurt yourself.
Everytime your name is mentioned,
you will be known as the one who ended their life because of painful problems, which could be resolved.
Their pain will carry on though.
So next time, just think about them..
you can change your pain, but they won't be able to after you're gone.

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Enhance
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 11:26am UTC

Witty Bootcamp
How it works:
1. You comment here what areas you're trying to work on and/or your weight&height (:
2. I will split you all into groups (group yellow, red, etc, etc).
3. I will post daily exercises/tips for these groups, every day (obviously) for nine days (intensity will increase daily).
4. I will check in on you to ask how you're doing, motivaional quotes, etc.
Also, I'll be working out as well so you always have me to talk to as well as your group colleagues!
Go!

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 8:40pm UTC

I
Hate
How
We
Can't
Talk
Anymore

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Here's to the girls who,
who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a big mac
instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of make up. Who would rather
spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of t-shirts.
Who don't get all the guys. who aren't "popular" but feel like it when they're with
their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't afraid to break a nail.
Who don't always get their own way. Who don't get everything they want. Who
don't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 7:07pm UTC

Am I the only one who hates it when people ask for followers?
I follow based on quotes. If I like them, I'll follow you. If not, than I won't. Simple as that.
Don't ask for people to follow you.

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alyson545
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 8:33pm UTC

We buy things
we don’t need
with money
we don't have
to impress people
we don't like.
nmq

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 8:17pm UTC

So that's my wish to you, and all of us, and my wish for
myself. Make new mistakes. Make glorious, amazing mistakes.
Make mistakes nobody's made before. Don't freeze, don't
stop, don't worry that it isn't good enough, or it isn't perfect,
whatever it is; art, or love, or work or family or life. Whatever
it is you're scared of doing, do it. Make your mistakes, next
year and forever.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 8:17pm UTC

I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending like I don't exist.

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