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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 1:53am UTC
    me: *scrolling through top quotes*
    me: oh i saw that on tumblr
    me: i saw that on tumblr too
    me: that was also on tumblr
    me: you copied that from tumblr and yet you spelt it wrong?
    me: no, you are NOT cool. you are stealing quotes.

  2. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    basically my mood every day:
    ew
    how about no
    can u not
    stahp
    get a life
    honestly are you that dumb
    i'm done
    leave
    get out
    go home
    is it possible to die of stupidity exposure
    get away from me peasant

  3. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 8:38am UTC
    I'm done trying to get a boyfriend.
    If a guy really wants me he's going to have to earn it.
    Cause I'm done trying.

  4. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    Mama always told me
    that I should play nice.
    She didn't know you
    when she gave me that advice.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  5. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    i miss the days
    when the only thing i had to worry about was being the
    "line leader"...
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  6. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 12:46am UTC
    Guys.
    I am officially a high school graduate.

  7. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    I'm so sick of being strong.

  8. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    I.
    Can't.
    Frucking.
    Take.
    This.
    Anymore.
    my weight is at its highest ever and I feel like dying and puking and starving and cutting and just UGH.
    FOR GODS SAKE I'M DONE
    I'M SO DONE.

  9. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    I'm sorry for being annoying.
    I'm sorry for being depressed.
    I'm sorry for being quiet.
    I'm sorry for being different.
    I'm sorry for being imperfect.
    I'm sorry for being a failure.
    I'm sorry, ok!?
    How many times do I have to apologize to you!?

  10. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    Saddest thing I've read on the internet:
    "When I'm feeling lonely I dont shave one of my legs
    so it feels like I'm sleeping
    next to a man."

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    It breaks your heart
    When people you know: Become people you knew.
    When you can walk rite past someone as if
    they where never a H-U-G-E part of your life.
    You used to talk for hours on the phone.
    and now you cant even look eachother in the eye.
    It completely brakes my heart to know,
    Good things change:
    and there's absolutely nothing you can do.

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    and i'm done making wishes.
    waiting for 11:11
    making wishes on dandelions
    & sneezing over all the seeds
    wasting once a year
    birthday wishes
    & once in a lifetime
    shooting stars
    because i've come to realize
    you're not worth it all
    and i'm tired of wasting me time
    just to be disappointed again

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 1:32am UTC
    I am about 500% done with today,
    and about 36% done with tomorrow already.

  14. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 2:14am UTC
    I would love to know when we
    are going to need to use 35(3x+7(18)-92xy)+6
    in life.

  15. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    I miss your smile,
    But i miss mine more

  16. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    "The only people who care about the freshman
    are the sophomores."
    -Teacher at my school

  17. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    its almost to the point where im completely cold hearted.
    if boys can treat me horribly and play me, lead me on.
    i can do the same to them.
    if friends and people can be fake with me.
    i can do the same to them.
    if no one else seems to care when im hurt
    then im sure as hell not going ot care when theyre hurt.
    its kind of sad though. cause at one point i was there for everyone.
    i cared for strangers. i saw the best in everyone.
    im sorry i just truly dont care about anyone or anything anymore.

  18. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    Do you know what it's like to have no one understand you?
    Do you know what it's like to have no one to talk to?
    Do you know whats it's like to hide your pain everyday?
    Do you know what it's like to not want to talk to anyone?
    Do you know what it's like to feel like crying all the time?
    Do you know what it's like to feel like you're doing nothing right?
    Do you know what it's like to be judged for everything you do?
    Do you know what it's like to hurt yoursef?
    Do you what it's like to overthink everything?
    Do you know what it's like feeling tired all the time?
    Do you know what it's like feeling empty?
    Do you know what it's like to be tired of everything?
    Do you know what it's like to want to give up?
    Do you know what it's like to not fee wanted?
    Do you know whatt its like to fake a smile?
    Do you know what it's like to feel sad for no reason?
    I know what it's like , and it hurts like hell.

  19. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    It's finished.
    The rough draft of Chinese Lanterns was finished today at 3:44.
    I want to put the emphasis on 'rough draft.' It's no where close to being actually done. But it's getting there.
    The rough draft is 19 chapters and an epilogue. It's 117 pages and 56,361 words.
    The entire book takes place over 3 days. My teacher is calling it a "Masterpiece in the making."
    Would you like a little preview? (:
    I crossed the sands of the calm beaches, and I encountered the people who were lighting off the lanterns. We didn’t exchange words, I only passed by them. They stood on the beach directly in front of the cottage.
    The moon was a bright, wonderful orb in the dark night sky that evening, and I decided I didn’t actually want to go inside. So I moved myself to the water and, wading ankle deep, I watched the people light off the lanterns.
    That night was perfect. The wind was gentle, the beach was serene, and the moon was beautiful. As my eyes were locked on the wonderful sphere, I decided to myself that this would be the perfect place for a kiss.
    No sooner had the thought entered my mind, I heard the swishing of running footsteps splashing up the beach and through the water, in my direction. With a skipping heartbeat, I whirled my head around.
    I know it's not much, again, but at least it's something.
    Thank you guys for being awesome. I love you! I'll keep you updated when more stuff starts happening with it (:
    Peace.
    (Oh, by the way, there's a chance a girl I used to be friends with might be on 'The Voice' tonight. Her name's Dakota and she's kind of really pretty. She's a good singer (obviously) and used to go to my high school before she started to get homeschooled because she was travelling so much. Keep an eye out for her!)

  20. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    today
    i realized i don't care about this bullshi.t
    as much as i thought i did.

:)

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