Best Doctorwho Quotes Ever

glitter162*
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June 12, 2013 7:31pm UTC

How roll call will go in the future:
Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

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DanHowell
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June 23, 2013 3:04pm UTC

When youre a kid,
they tell you its all "Grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid. And thats it." But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. Its so much darker. Its so much madder. And its so much better.
-The Doctor

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enginesGoBOOM*
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June 19, 2013 3:14pm UTC

The Doctor: Two thousand years, Rory. You won't even sleep. You'll be conscious every second. It would drive you mad.
Rory: Will she be safer if I stay? Look me in the eye and tell me she wouldn't be safer.
The Doctor: Rory, you—
Rory: Answer me!
The Doctor: Yes. Obviously.
Rory: Then how could I leave her.
The Doctor: Why do you have to be so... human?
Rory: Because right now I'm not.

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Hanny*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 8:28am UTC

Am I the only person that almost cried when they found out Matt Smith was leaving Doctor Who?

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 9:04pm UTC

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Exactly

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MissHatty
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April 5, 2013 9:28am UTC

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 2:05pm UTC

Run run as fast as you can
I'm the Doctor, take my hand
You see these mannequins? Yea, they come to life.
Will you be my companion despite all the strife.
I am just a lonely, mad man in a box
A mad man who always causes a paradox
And I need someone like you
Someone who will stay when I become new
Someone who would risk their life for me
And, even when I tell them to, never leave me be
You aren't scared to admit you're faulted
You are exactly what I've always wanted
And that is why, Rose Tyler, my little dove
You, are the one I love.

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FlorenceSong
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 6:15pm UTC

In my culture,
we believe that when you die,
your spirit has to climb a mountain,
carrying the souls of everyone
you’ve wronged in your lifetime.
Imagine the weight I will have to lift:
the monsters I created,
the people they killed.
Can you see now why I fear death?
You want to hand me over,
there's no shame in that.
But you won't.
We all carry prisons with us.
Mine is my past.
Yours is your morality

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FlorenceSong
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 2:33pm UTC

12th Doctor: still not ginger

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 7:47pm UTC

"GROW UP - get a life."
Excuse me?
I'm perfectly content, and let me tell you, I am not changing.
I don't want to live in a world where my Hogwarts letter was never even sent. (It was lost in the mail)
Where my closet never lead to Narnia (The passage way is broken)
Where my book will never take me to the Hundred Acre Woods (Pooh got lost)
Or where magic doesn't even exist (The wizards are hiding from the muggles)
I don't want to live in a world where the Doctor doesn't save us daily.
I refuse to go where vampires and werewolves don't exist
or where fantasies are just that - fantasies.
"Grow up - get a life"
Well you know what? Have fun in the real world.
And may the odds be ever in your favor.

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capsized*
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 7:59pm UTC

tumblr nerds hatin on the superbowl like their damn lives dont revolve around a tv show about a british man in a flying porta potty like dont even front about this

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happiest*
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September 8, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Doctor Who fans: hey how about an episode in the life of rose and 10 or maybe you can get tom hiddleston to play an alien or something
Doctor Who: how about we kill the ponds and make the doctor eternally broken Sherlock Fans: hey how about a teaser or something, even a date maybe, or a year would be nice
Sherlock: the preparations of the set for the pretest of the rehearsal for the audition of series three will start next year, after we make 6 new shows on bbc
Supernatural Fans: hey how about cas getting his suit back
Supernatural: SURE WHY NOT HEY HAVE SOME THOR REFERENCES WHILE YOUR AT IT, WHO WANTS A FROST GIANT FINGER I KNOW I DO. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED SOME DESTIEL HAVE A HUG. MORE DESTIEL? SURE! HAVE A HAND HOLD! HAVE A DEEP CONVERSATION HAVE SOME PRAYERS TO THE GAY ANGEL. OH AND WELL GIVE THE ANGEL A MUSTACHE JUST FOR LAUGHS

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November 25, 2013 5:39pm UTC

me: I'm sorry, I'm sick today...
him: *shows up at my house with Doctor Who dvd and jelly babies*
him: sounds like you need a Doctor's appointment
me: o///o ohmylord...

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.joyriding.*
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January 30, 2013 2:50pm UTC

"you've decided the universe is better off without you, but the universe doesn't agree."
-River Song

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foreverbutnever
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June 25, 2013 3:49pm UTC

ok so if your not single, and not taken, but waiting for a man in a blue box with a bow tie and a brown tweed jacket to come along... tell me. because i need someone to fangirl with.

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BreeeFayy*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 10:29pm UTC

Hello, my name is.... :)
The Doctor.
I_Dont_Know

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* Sabaism *
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November 27, 2013 12:20pm UTC

My hypothesis of what happened to Miley Cyrus:
The Master: THIS GIRL, MILEY! SHE MAKES TEENAGE GIRLS THINK IT'S OKAY TO BE DIFFERENT. WE CAN'T HAVE THAT. DALEKS, GO EXTERMINATE HER.
Daleks: EXTERRRMMINATE.
Lady Cassandra: WAIT! She's famous, people would notice.
Master: Good point...
Daleks: Exterminate???
Master: Not yet....
Everyone: ...
Master: I GOT IT! WE'LL SEND A ZYGON TO COPY HER, TAKE HER PLACE AND RUIN HER NAME
Cassandra: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
Master: TEAM ANTI-CYRUS... GO!
Daleks: EXTERMINATE
Zygons: COPYIATE.
Cassandra: MOISTERIZE ME!

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fluorescent adolescent*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 9:35pm UTC

“I’d call you a
genius
except I’m
in the room.”
~ The Doctor

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angelle*
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January 20, 2014 7:43pm UTC

Curse of the Fandoms
Doctor Who Fandom Curse: Knowing that at some point your Doctor will have to regenerate.
Supernatural Fandom Curse: Knowing that your Series will end.... and soon.
Avengers Fandom Curse: Knowing that Joss Whedon will likely kill a favorite character.
Twilight Fandom Curse: Knowing that you will never win a fight against another fandom.... ever.
Harry Potter Fandom Curse: Knowing that it will never be as good as the first time around.
Sherlock Fandom Curse: Knowing that after waiting forever you will probably only get three more episodes with a cliff hanger even worse than the previous one.
Glee Fandom Curse: The show
LOTR Fandom Curse: Lying abandoned and forgotten in a dark pit of Tumblr while waiting ten years for The Hobbit.
Hunger Games Fandom Curse: Knowing that your favorite character will either die, go insane, or never be seen again
Game of Thrones Fandom Curse: Knowing that every one will die. That's it. Everyone dies.
Merlin Fandom Curse: Knowing that Mordred will kill Arthur
39 Clues Fandom Curse: Knowing that your OTP may never be together...and that Isabel Kabra will probably kill your favorite character.
Bartimaeus Fandom Curse: The last page.
UM EXCEPT THAT THE LAST PAGE IS ACTUALLY THE GREATEST? NATHANIEL SAVES BARTIMAEUS. NATHANIEL LOVES BARTIMAEUS. BARTIMAEUS KNOWS THAT NATHANIEL LOVES HIM. CURSE? MORE LIKE HEARTBREAKING PERFECTION.

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DanHowell
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June 25, 2013 1:54pm UTC

The way I see it,
every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things dont always soften the bad things, and vice versa, the bad thing dont nesessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant.
-The Doctor

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