Doctors Quotes

Mesothelioma Help*
posted a quote
December 19, 2017 2:00pm UTC

Struggling to come to terms with your diagnosis? Get Your Free Mesothelioma Guide.rnBeing diagnosed with an aggressive cancer like mesothelioma is life-changing, but we can help you navigate the system and get the straight answers you need.
https://www.mesotheliomahelp.org

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

crimson24
posted a quote
January 29, 2016 4:27pm UTC

Oh yes, I'm fine, I've
only been stuck by
a needle
8 times...

👍 this is good · read the comments · 9 points

crimson24
posted a quote
January 12, 2016 10:48am UTC

I'm not insane...the doctor confirmed my case before even asking me questions...I'm not as outrageous as they think...I've been more than reasonable.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

britany*
posted a quote
July 17, 2014 3:13am UTC

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: f*cking savage bro

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points

AngelxAlyce
posted a quote
March 3, 2014 1:31pm UTC

I am tired of people with no medical backround telling me about my own body, or the bodies of others.
Please, to anyone who listens to people without a medical background, no matter what website they go their information from, please don't go off of what they say.
Stick to what your doctor tells you, not what some random person says he or she found online. I don't want anyone getting sick or hurt because someone without any medical jurisdiction thought he or she could play doctor for a little bit, or saw one video on youtube and now knows everything. I am not saying that everyone on here lies about whatever medical knowledge they spew out, but just don't go off of that alone. Consult a professional before anything, please.
This is not meant to offend anyone on here, I just wanted to get this out there.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

josie*
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 6:12pm UTC

"You're scared to tell people
how much your hurting, because
you don't want to hurt them?"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 11:39am UTC

I want to be cremated when I die.
Me: *dies at 4:20*
Doctor: Called it: 4:20 PM, blaze it

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 15 points

24601*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 4:53pm UTC

I shall not be on for a while. I have to go to a clinic for some stuff :( SADNESS. Bye :'(

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points

writtenrain*
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 11:12am UTC

So I was at the doctors yesterday and this five year old kid found out that he was there to get a flu shot. He then proceeded to try and get out of it.
Him: I... I'm hungry.
His Mom: So am I.
Him: Let's just leave and get food,
His Mom: Nope we have to stay here.
Him: But I'm.... I'm starving.
His Mom: Me too.
Him: But I didn't eat dinner.
His Mom: Neither did I.
Him: Well I didn't eat lunch.
His Mom: Yes you did.
Him: Well then I didn't have breakfast.
His Mom: You had cereal.
Him: Well I didn't have any snacks.
His Mom: You had a granola bar before we left.
Him: I'm running out of ideas.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 71 points

GlassHorizon
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 11:19am UTC

i was at the doctors and the doctor asked me if i was sexually active and my mum was there and obviously i'm not i mean look at me but a part of me really wanted to say yes just to see mother's reaction but she'd murder me so i didn't.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

Delusionalpieceofdust *
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 12:59am UTC

My aunt is a doctor, there's always Dr. Pepper in my fridge, and I have my loved pair of dusty blue Dr. Martens. You can say I'm surrounded by Doctors, and honey, I'm still not that sane.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

dolph*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 1:47pm UTC

*in the doctor’s office*
Doctor: “it’s my expert opinion we need to remove all your bones”
Me: "what?! wait, you’re not my doctor"
*a bunch of dogs fall out of the lab coat and run away*

👍 this is good · read the comments · 91 points

FluffyScamp
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 7:45pm UTC

I hate when people look up to me because I beat cancer.
I didn't do anything.
A "god" didn't do anything.
My doctors did everything,
so look up to them.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 28 points

june321
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 12:18pm UTC

It's been days since I've eaten my last apple.
The doctors are closing in on me.
I don't know if I'll get out alive

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 11:08pm UTC

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: I'm not even physically active.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points

greyskies
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:09am UTC

fyi you can't accurately self-diagnose
anxiety or depression or eating disorders

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7 points

CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 5:42pm UTC

'It won't hurt a bit!'
-The Doctor says as he stabs a needle into your arm at Need For Speed and Fast and the Furious speed, with the strength of The Big Show and John Cena combined.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 22 points

seeyouthen
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 10:14pm UTC

I told the doctor how I was pretty sure I was born without a brain. He told me that was impossible. That was before he saw the X-ray...

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

ccrossley99
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 6:33pm UTC

*Today at the Doctor's*
Doctor: So why are you here today?
Me: I hurt my ankle
Doctor: So does your family have any history of heart trouble?
Me: ummm no why?
Doctor: Ok good is your vision blurry?
Me: What? I hurt my ankle.
Doctor: Do you have shortness of breath?
Somehow they want us to believe that doctors are smart. smh

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

abkamel*
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 10:03pm UTC

You said you'd be here...
When I first started getting bad, you said you'd be here.
Where were you when I started cutting?
Where were you when I started drinking?
Where were you when I went to the doctors scared?
Where were you when I had that breakdown at 2 am?
Where were you when I tried to commit suicide?
You promised you'd be here.
Where were you?
Nowhere to be found. Always too fu.cking busy.
It's funny really.
You promised you'd be here.
But you aren't here.
You never were

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

Witty Profiles

Doctors Quotes