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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2019 9:33pm UTC
    Diseases have names. Cures are anonymous.

  2. DanielaMN DanielaMN
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 12:01pm UTC
    Please pray for those who have brain tumor!
    Please pray for my friend too!
    Life is too short and too frail to care about money and fame!

  3. Harley Clown* Harley Clown*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 10:40am UTC
    A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child." The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes." He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too." Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"

  4. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2014 12:25am UTC
    Am I the only one who's completely scared sh*tless because of the Ebola virus outbreak?

  5. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 6:26am UTC
    There is no reason for there to be a stigma about mental illness any more than
    if you had any other
    disorder or disease.

  6. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    I was your cure and you were my disease. I was saving you, and you were killing me.

  7. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 8:59am UTC
    --Rules of a Lady--
    “Anorexia is a disease. Not a fashion statement.” -Sophia Bush

  8. lovelusthatedisgust lovelusthatedisgust
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    http://www.upworthy.com/2-million-women-are-suffering-and-we-are-too-embarrassed-to-talk-about-it
    what would you do, 9 months of pregancy
    the result; a still-born, abandonment from friends and family, shunned by everyone, nasty smell, horrible misery...
    Dont You Think We Should Help?

  9. nevershoutnever98 nevershoutnever98
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    Today, I went to a charity walk for Huntington's Disease and usually it brings me down because I lost my friend, P.A, to the disease and I always think about how much I miss and how much of an amazing person he is and how he didn't deserve it, but today instead I saw all the happy things. I saw the people who are usually constricted in wheelchairs take their first steps in a long time to cross that finish line. I saw P.A's little sisters smile. I saw P.A's mother laugh, I saw people helping other people. I saw all these people enjoying their selves for the first time in a while. I saw everyone coming together and helping everyone because they all share the same pain. So even though I'm still sad about losing my best friend, I now get to witness this happiness everytime I go to these charity events.

  10. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 6:28am UTC
    LISZTOMANIA.
    -A need to listen to music all the time

  11. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Doctor Doctor!
    I have an addiction.
    And illness so strong.
    I am addicted to the internet.
    It all started when I found social networking,
    Youtube, witty etc.
    I don't know what to do.
    I can't sleep at night!
    ~This is very serious.
    P.S. If you take it away I will hurt you.

  12. dancerlvr dancerlvr
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    Y YOU Y
    are not your
    ILLNESS
    YYY

  13. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:06am UTC
    I'm screaming for some healing,
    >>>>>Never felt so empty <<<<<
    andI'm telling you it's slowly
    killing me.

  14. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    Every human being is the author is his own health, or disease

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    i have this disease where i'm completely
    aware that i'm annoying but i have absolutely no wat to stop myself.

  16. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 11:32pm UTC
    I'll block it out,
    The screams that fill my mind with doubt.
    Please quiet down,
    I need you to be calm, not shout.

  17. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    The worst part about being a celiac is knowing that when you get a stomachache, you know it's actually the sensation of your intestines being slowly torn to pieces. welcome to my world, ladies and gentlemen

  18. *Pierre-Auguste* *Pierre-Auguste*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    This is the world we live in. I've been there, taken the MCAT. The Medical College Admission Test. I went to the USC School of Medicine long enough to know that a mole is never just a mole. That a simple headache means brain tumors, means double vision, numbness, vomiting followed by seizures, drowsiness, death.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    Excuse me, what did you say? I can't hear you. I have an ear disease
    called "I don't f.ucking care."

  20. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 12:15am UTC
    I was your cure, & you were my disease.
    I was saving you,
    but you were killing me.
    ------------

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