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Dirtymind Quotes

  1. blondebabe* blondebabe*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 9:07pm UTC
    Hey Sexy,Shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me and satisfy your needs Love Always, Your toilet

  2. warrior_lovato26 warrior_lovato26
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 11:51pm UTC
    Im a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind

  3. Mandypandy Mandypandy
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 11:31am UTC
    Teacher: What comes after 69?
    Student: Mouthwash
    Teacher: Get out

  4. 7year-hole* 7year-hole*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    It's not my dirty mind,
    It's my sexy imagination.

  5. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    Format chickittylover, double border code from nimbus
    I got a dirty mind,
    all i think about is fxcking all the time.

  6. ThatIsSoTrue ThatIsSoTrue
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    My mom: My god you are getting everything wet!
    My dad: We don't have any paper towels? Go out and get some!
    My sister: Why isn't this thing going in?
    Me: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE EXPECT ME NOT TO HAVE A DIRTY MIND?

  7. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 3:14am UTC
    I HAVE 69 FOLLOWERS >:3
    WHO WANTS TO RUIN THAT?

  8. Heidi* Heidi*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    After this quote
    I need one more quote to have
    69 quotes!
    Sorry guys,
    I get the dirty mind from my moms side of the family.

  9. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    Someone.
    Should.
    Entertain.
    Me.
    NOT.
    IN.
    THAT.
    WAY.
    YOU.
    DIRTY.
    MINDED.
    PERSON.
    WHO.
    IS.
    TAKING.
    THIS.
    THE.
    WRONG.
    WAY.

  10. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    I have no idea how people can possibly bring themselves to favourite a quote that already has 69 faves.

  11. AmyCakesAngel AmyCakesAngel
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Not only does my mind live in the gutter....
    But it has a permanent residency there.
    Follow me? :) New account

  12. swaggin_destiny swaggin_destiny
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 11:53am UTC
    I don't have a dirty mind...
    .....
    I just have a very sexy
    imagination ;)

  13. ChrisMat ChrisMat
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 11:42am UTC
    I don't have a dirty mind
    I have sexy imagination.

  14. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    Having a conversation and just start laughing in the middle of it because you have such a dirty mind about something they said.

  15. niCol22 niCol22
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 7:03am UTC
    ''Give it to me!'' she yelled,
    ''I'm so f/cking wet,give it to me now!''
    She could scream all she wanted,
    I was keeping the umbrella.
    nmq

  16. wordynerdy wordynerdy
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 8:29am UTC
    How fast can you complete these words?
    1. BOO_S.
    2.F_ _ K
    3. _ _ NDOM
    4. P_ N _ S
    5. PU _ S_
    6. S_X
    Answers: 1.books, 2. fork, 3.random, 4.pants, 5.pulse, 6.six.
    you got all 6 wrong didn't you? what a dirty mind you have.

:)

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