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  1. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    When I die, I'm going to
    invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral, and I'll make sure they play a remix of "Call Me Maybe", "Gangnam Style", and "Harlem Shake" and whoever sticks it out the longest is going to inherit everything I have.
    Yes, I put the fun in funeral.

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and f-cking murder them

  3. blownaway blownaway
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    Depression is like a war;
    YOU EITHER WIN
    or die trying.

  4. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 10:36pm UTC
    when I die
    don't come to my grave
    and sit there for hours
    telling me how much you love
    and miss me
    because those are the things
    I wanted to hear when
    I still could hear
    k.s.

  5. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    I hope when you die you get to see
    your life stats. Like how many
    times you laughed, or how many times you kissed.
    Or how many people have loved you
    or how many have hated you.
    How many times you made a stranger
    smile or laugh, or how many people thought
    you were pretty. What kind of impression you
    made on others and what
    everybody else thought of you.

  6. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 10:23am UTC
    When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart with a pistol? No. When they drink soup made from a poisonous mushroom? No. When they have an incurable disease? No. It’s when they are forgotten.

  7. definition definition
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    People are too
    much like flowers.
    They grow into
    something so
    gorgeous and stunning
    and then, in the
    end, they die.

  8. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    I Hate my life
    I Just Don't Wanna Live
    Anymore
    I Want To End My Life
    Oh!
    Ok Wait
    Got My Internet
    Connection Back..I'm Happy
    Now..!!

  9. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 8:46am UTC
    You either die a hero or live long enough to be a villain.

  10. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 12:16pm UTC
    Mom: Why your room is always so messy?
    Me:So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me,
    they'll trip over something and die

  11. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    You bite your nails.
    he clicks his pen,
    I smoke cigarettes,
    we all die in the end.

  12. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    My Chemical Romance is done.
    But it can never die.
    It is alive in me, in the guys,
    and it is alive inside all of you.
    I always knew that, and I think you did too.
    Because it is not a band-
    it is an idea.
    Love,
    Gerard

  13. Marrcus Marrcus
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    "What would you do if I died today?"
    "I'd die tomorrow."

  14. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    You were born original.
    Don't die a
    copy.
     

  15. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    And suddenly the memories begin to FADE

  16. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 12:05pm UTC
    After you die it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream... Because in a dream time is streched.
    So if this is the case, what if right now you're in that 7 minutes How do you know if you are alive or just reliving old memories.

  17. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    HOW COULD YOU JUST LI E TO
    M E ? I T H O U G H T Y O U'D D I E F O R M E.

  18. Marrcus Marrcus
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    Rarley do you ever
    see adults walking
    around with scars
    littering their body;
    now is it because
    they were a happier
    generation?
    Or, maybe, is it
    because most of us
    don't make it that far.

  19. josie* josie* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    you say this is suicide,
    i say this is war and
    i'm losing the battle.

  20. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 11:34pm UTC
    if i died today, i dont think anyone would care or notice...

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