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  1. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2015 12:31am UTC
    ☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾
    My definitions on happiness are a bit shaky.
    I can't tell whether it was his smirk and dumb jokes in the middle of the night.
    Competitions, eye contact, fingers brushing, eye rolls, half-hearted smiles,
    trophies, yelling at the tv, and blue irises.
    Or if it's your smile and your eyes lit up from across the table.
    Chairs, and pillows, stories and dreams, hopes, nose taps, sunlight,
    sitting in an empty room with pages of feelings, random texts, and eyes
    the color of the grass through each season.
    I can't tell if it's tears over each other, or tears with each other.
    Maybe it's letting go of people who don't want to stay,
    and fighting for people who do, and being okay with it all.
    ☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾

  2. BooksAreEverything BooksAreEverything
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 2:50am UTC
    -Anhedonia
    The loss of interest and enjoyment in all activities you once liked.
    The feeling of not caring anymore

  3. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    drapetomania
    (noun.) an overwhelming urge to run away

  4. TheUnexpectedArrival TheUnexpectedArrival
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Criminal:
    A person no different to the rest...
    except that they just got caught

  5. TheUnexpectedArrival TheUnexpectedArrival
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    Abdicate:
    To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach

  6. TheUnexpectedArrival TheUnexpectedArrival
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    Opportunist:
    A person who takes a bath if they accidently fall into a river.

  7. TheUnexpectedArrival TheUnexpectedArrival
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    Atomic Bomb:
    The invention to end all inventions

  8. TheUnexpectedArrival TheUnexpectedArrival
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Etc:
    A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

  9. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    quaintrelle
    (n.) a woman who emphasizes a life of
    passion, expressed through personal style,
    leisurely pastimes, charm and cultivation
    of life's pleasures

  10. HeyItsTee_X3 HeyItsTee_X3
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    I absolutely LOVE the real definitions of Witty Profiles in the Urban Dictionary! :']
    *Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.
    *Obsession will occur.
    *School work will be put off until every single quote on the top quotes list is read.
    *Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends and family do, and you will pour every single thought into your quotes.
    *You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your quotes in so you don’t forget them.
    -Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3
    Witty Profiler: Dude have you heard of witty profiles?
    Person: No?.? Witty Profiler. o.O!

  11. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    Give me the definition of the word "Brat"
    The definition of this word will depend on where you live.

  12. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    Oneira.taxia n.
    the inability to
    distinguish between
    fantasy and reality.

  13. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    fair-y (fer'e) n.
    1. a tiny graceful human form
    fair'y-land' n.
    1. where the fairies live
    2. an enchanting place
    fairy tale
    1. a story of fairies and fairyland
    2. an unbelievable tale
    thought this was cute

  14. definition definition
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    Music
    noun
    The art or science of combining vocal or instrumental sounds to produce beauty of form, harmony, and expression.

  15. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    Distriburritor:
    One who distributes burritos.
    grooveshark

  16. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 11:47am UTC
    Eating (v): when there is nothing else to do
    Poor (adj): when you have too much month at the end of your money
    Siblings (n): reminders that your parents had a lot of s*x
    Bacon (n): the main reason you are not a vegetarian
    Alcohol (n): a bitter fluid used to help people dance
    Single (n): a man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen
    S/ut (n): a woman with the morals of a man
    K (phrase): this conversation is over now
    Never Mind (phrase): you were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.

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