Danisnotonfire Quotes

Sock_Monster
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September 9, 2013 4:03pm UTC

So Dan and Phil played High School Musical songs on their radio show the other day.
HOW CAN PEOPLE SAY THEY ARN'T PERFECT?

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Sock_Monster
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September 9, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Hey, you like Dan and Phil?
Come check out the gifs on my profile ;)

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BryonyTheGreat
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 1:31pm UTC

"Microwave" -Dan Howell

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 5:22am UTC

when dan and phil do the hair thing: (◡‿◡✿)
when dan and phil look at each other: (◕‿◕✿)
when dan and phil laugh: (◕ω◕✿)
dan and phil: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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*silvergirl*
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August 30, 2013 9:02am UTC

"What religion are you?"
"YouTuber"

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elephants_are_cool*
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August 27, 2013 6:26pm UTC

"I don't like interacting with people."
- dan howell

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bye*
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August 26, 2013 5:22pm UTC

dan and phil are so cute together not even in a “ship” way but they are friends and they live together and have fun and they cook food for each other i want a friend like this

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Sock_Monster
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August 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Oh god I've been looking at too many gifs of Dan Howell,
now my ovaries have exploded and its gone all over the keyboard
*facepalms*

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Sock_Monster
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August 24, 2013 8:48pm UTC

Its official, I've given up on any careers and school,
Im just gonna sit on tumblr looking at gifs of Dan Howell.

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swimswim98
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August 23, 2013 10:57pm UTC

"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could
CHUCK NORRIS."
~Dan Howell

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UnicornExpress
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August 23, 2013 10:55pm UTC

You could even be a rollerblading unicorn.
-Dan Howell.

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 9:13pm UTC

I just had the best day of my life.
The 20th is mine and Jack’s 5 month anniversary, but I’m going to be in Maine then, so we celebrated today by going to a fair. We laughed and held hands and kissed just hung out. We screamed together on rides and made fun of each other for how scared we were. We drank tons of Mountain Dew and shoved ice cream in each other’s faces. We met Steven Tyler, and then I met a danisnotonfire and amazingphil fan, which is super awesome (If you’re reading this dan and phil fan, you’re awesome).Honestly, I haven’t felt this happy in years.

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dolph*
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August 16, 2013 12:18pm UTC

Your lover has magically been transformed into an animal and the only way to transform them back is to mate with them.
which animal would cause you the least psychological damage?

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Chris*
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August 15, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Dan playing Truth or Dare:
Question: When was the last time you cried?
Dan: *whips out The Fault in Our Stars*
Dan: It was when I read this book on a flight back from America. Yeah a woman was giving me really strange looks? And she actually called the stewardess just to ask if I was okay. I was not okay.

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 4:33pm UTC

•*..*0lXm• 0-_)•
★★★
. .
Any Amazingphil and Danisnotonfire Fans?

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chances_are_im_a_phillion
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 6:23am UTC

HELLO INTERNET!!
~DanIsNotOnFire

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 4:01pm UTC

The best time of the week is listening to Dan and Phil on radio 1 on a Sunday :)

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 4:46pm UTC

My life consists of:
Interneting
Eating
Gaming
Being a prat
Nothing

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Every book has a last page,
every show has a final season;
accepted that there will never ever EVER
be any more of these people ever again
IS LIFE DESTROYING
- Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)

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absent *
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August 7, 2013 3:00am UTC

Why did you deflower the walrus Dan?

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