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Best Danhowell Quotes This Week

  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    Me: ~dies~
    Everyone: Aww. Krista was a wonderful girl, RIP!
    An aunt of mine: How did she die at such a young age? So sad.
    My mom: Well, my husband and I found her in front of her computer a couple days ago with a website called.. what what it... tumbling? Tumbling-er... Tumblr? I have no idea. Anyway, there were these moving pictures of a young boy.. I believe his name was Dan something? Dan Howell? We did a autotopsy on Krista and they say she died from a lack of oxygen from looking at the pictures. So unfortunate...

  2. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    Sometimes when you intensely dislike a person due to something, you just have to take comfort in the fact that, one day, they will be dead.
    -Dan Howell

  3. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 5:55am UTC
    Every draw my life ever on youtube:
    Youtuber: I was born.
    Youtuber: I went though alot of trouble.
    Youtuber: Then i was like 'youtube!"
    Youtuber: and i wouldnt be here 2day without you guys,omg lol.
    Youtuber: xoxo subscribe.

  4. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    My only regrets are
    the moments when I doubted myself and took the safe route. Lifes too short to waste time being unhappy.
    -Dan Howell

  5. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    You are a human
    with one life, and it is
    up to you to make it the
    best life you can.
    -Dan Howell

  6. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:31am UTC
    me: *cries for three years because attractive people exist*

  7. DoneAwayWithDrama DoneAwayWithDrama
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    Can we just take a moment to realize how amazing Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) and Phil Lester (amazingphil) are??

  8. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 10:54am UTC
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    ★★★
    . .
    Happy Birthday danisnotonfire ♥
    FORMAT BY AELLYNIQ

  9. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    If you don't like Dan Howell or Ross Lynch
    die.

  10. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    You only live once, then you die; its up to you how much of a good time you have.
    -Dan Howell
    #Yolo

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    "Oh, I know why he was late. Because he was busy being a ga.ylord!"
    Oh, why were you late then? Did the family caravan break down? Did your mum get in the car and the wheels fall off? Did you get sent home from Jeremy Kyle for being too ugly?

  12. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 5:22am UTC
    when dan and phil do the hair thing: (◡‿◡✿)
    when dan and phil look at each other: (◕‿◕✿)
    when dan and phil laugh: (◕ω◕✿)
    dan and phil: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

  13. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    So I'm probably going to VidCon this year.
    Why am I telling you guys this? Because I want to tell a little story.
    About a year ago I was scrolling through the infinite pages of tumblr when I came across a picture of a guy.
    That guy is named Dan Howell, or, danisnotonfire.
    Out of pure boredom I decided to search him up on Youtube.
    Best decision of my life.
    Through Dan I also discovered Phil Lester, or AmazingPhil.
    While I have always had music in my life and have always had these band members to look up to, I never had anyone as real and Dan and Phil.
    I'm not going to sit here and say Dan and Phil saved my life in the sense that I was ever suicidal and that they stopped me because that wouldn't be true.
    But just from seeing their videos and seeing that I'm not the only one who feels and acts the way I makes me feel so much better. It makes it easier to go through school feeling as out of place and unaccepted as I always do.
    Knowing that, although I've never talked to them, these two guys are just a few clicks away is more comforting than you could ever imagine.
    And knowing that in just a few months there is a very real chance that I may get to meet them is more than enough to bring tears to my eyes.

  14. Sock_Monster Sock_Monster
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Oh god I've been looking at too many gifs of Dan Howell,
    now my ovaries have exploded and its gone all over the keyboard
    *facepalms*

  15. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    {Lifes too short to have
    regrets. Do what ever you
    have to do to be happy.}
    -Dan Howell

  16. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    To me, the meaning of life
    is to be happy, it's to achieve happiness right now. It's to make sure you're happy in the future, and that generally when you look back on your life, you're like: yes, that was satisfactory.
    -Dan Howell

  17. ImperfectionOverload ImperfectionOverload
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 11:50am UTC
    I'm mentally dating Dan Howell and we have three kids.

  18. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    dan: if you could do one thing before you die, what would it be?
    dan: um, that would have to be Phil's mum.

  19. OnlyIfForANight99 OnlyIfForANight99
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    'No good sir, for I have the power of
    Triangles!'
    ~danisnotonfire~

  20. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    "The cat whiskers. They come from
    within." - Dan Howell

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