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  1. BlueMaynaic BlueMaynaic
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    Just opened the door and said 'yo b/tch wassup thinking it was Chris Kendall and it was my elderly neighbour #fml
    - Dan Howell

  2. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    "The cat whiskers. They come from
    within." - Dan Howell

  3. ImperfectionOverload ImperfectionOverload
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 11:50am UTC
    I'm mentally dating Dan Howell and we have three kids.

  4. *Sacha* *Sacha*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 10:16am UTC
    Do you ever see people make those
    ''That awkward moment when...''
    & you just turn into Dan Howell like
    ''That is not what awkward means, get off the internet''

  5. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:31am UTC
    me: *cries for three years because attractive people exist*

  6. NotYourAverageGirl_ NotYourAverageGirl_
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Not Your Average Girl.
    Chapter one .
    I was walking around the town center, which was filled with people, but then again it normally is. I walked around the corner, when I accidentally bumped into a young man, about my age. My first thought was that he was quite cute, and from the first second I laid
    eyes on his deep brown eyes, I fell in love with them.
    'I-I...Uh...' I was lost for words. I didn't know what to say, or what do to. I've always been socially awkward, nothing I have every done has changed that.
    'S-sorry, are you alright?' He looked quite astonished too, but I doubt he was.
    'Yeah, yeah I'm fine thanks.' I smiled at him, the first genuine smile to anyone in a while. He smiled back, and he seemed quite happy. We looked at each other for a minute or two. No words, no actions, just silence. Until, a drunk teenager around fifteen, ran straight past me as fast as he could, pushing me to the side and making me fall over.
    'Oh my god, are you okay?' The young man helped me up, his face covered with worry.
    'Yeah, it was just a bit of a shock. that's all. Thanks... I'm sorry, but I never quite got your name?' He smiled again, making my heart do backflips and butterflies swarm in my stomach. You shouldn't be doing this, I thought, you'll end up getting hurt... I pushed those thoughts aside and I went back to reality.
    'My name is Dan.' Dan? He suddenly looked familiar and his name was too.
    'I'm Hayley. And now that I think about it, you look quite familiar.' I stated, slightly confused on where I had seen his face before. It was somewhere... But I didn't know where that was.
    'I guess a lot of people do.' He laughed. Yes, he was definitely from somewhere. 'So, Hayley, would you like to get a coffee with me or something?' Dan looked hopeful. The voices inside my head were screaming, 'No, say no! You'll get hurt like last time.' But something about him intrigued me... So I said yes.
    'Sure, I would love to.' I smiled, scared that I made the wrong choice.
    'So, your name is Hayley Smith, you are twenty years old, you enjoy being lazy and you fangirl over food, correct?' I nodded my head, sipping on the top of the straw from my Frappachino. I had spent the last ten minutes with Dan, talking about me, and the things I wanted to achieve and who I am. He will never truly know anything, though.
    'Okay, my turn. My name is Dan Howell, I am 21, I live with my best friend Phil and I enjoy watching videos on YouTube.' That made me remember who he is. Danisnotonfire, and his best friend is AmazingPhil. How could I not realise that?
    'Ohmygosh. You're Danisnotonfire! I thought I recognized you from somewhere! Dan laughs, nodding his head as I spoke.
    'Yeah, that's me. Took you a while.'
    'Well, excuse me for not wasting my time with YouTube videos.' I smirk, making Dan laugh. Out of nowhere, two girls come walking to the table where Dan and I are sitting, and they both start squealing.
    'Oh my god, it's you! You're Hayley Smith! JustYourAverageGirl! I have watched all your YouTube videos and I love you so much!' I stare at them, smiling and I forget what I had said to Dan.
    'Awh, thank you so much! You made my day. I love you too!' They both walk away, squealing with excitement. I turn back to Dan and this time he's the one with the smirk on his face.
    'What were you saying about wasting time with YouTube videos?'

  7. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    Person- *says something stupid and offensive*
    Me- * I hope you do something really stupid and die*

  8. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    Sometimes when you intensely dislike a person due to something, you just have to take comfort in the fact that, one day, they will be dead.
    -Dan Howell

  9. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 7:08am UTC
    I like bananas, I like bananas
    I like bananas in the sunshine, sunshine
    Sunshine bananas.
    I likebananas , I like bananas,
    On the moon.
    moon, moon, moon
    Sunshine Bananas - Dan Howell

  10. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    My only regrets are
    the moments when I doubted myself and took the safe route. Lifes too short to waste time being unhappy.
    -Dan Howell

  11. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    {Lifes too short to have
    regrets. Do what ever you
    have to do to be happy.}
    -Dan Howell

  12. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 2:56am UTC
    “Sometimes when you intensely dislike a person due to something, you just have to take comfort in the fact that one day, they will be dead.” - Dan Howell (danisnotonfire)

  13. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    You only live once, then you die; its up to you how much of a good time you have.
    -Dan Howell
    #Yolo

  14. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    To me, the meaning of life
    is to be happy, it's to achieve happiness right now. It's to make sure you're happy in the future, and that generally when you look back on your life, you're like: yes, that was satisfactory.
    -Dan Howell

  15. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    You are a human
    with one life, and it is
    up to you to make it the
    best life you can.
    -Dan Howell

  16. OnlyIfForANight99 OnlyIfForANight99
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    'No good sir, for I have the power of
    Triangles!'
    ~danisnotonfire~

  17. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    Every night in my FACE, I see you
    I feel you even though the MonkeYS are gay.
    (*Far*) across the LIZARD, The polarbears are making pancakes,
    Drinking all the LUCOZADE for themselves.
    Near, far, where ever you are,
    and I know that my heart will go on..
    Once more, a SNAKE'S at the door.
    As they crawl violently toward your MUM

  18. DoneAwayWithDrama DoneAwayWithDrama
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    Can we just take a moment to realize how amazing Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) and Phil Lester (amazingphil) are??

  19. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    Me: ~dies~
    Everyone: Aww. Krista was a wonderful girl, RIP!
    An aunt of mine: How did she die at such a young age? So sad.
    My mom: Well, my husband and I found her in front of her computer a couple days ago with a website called.. what what it... tumbling? Tumbling-er... Tumblr? I have no idea. Anyway, there were these moving pictures of a young boy.. I believe his name was Dan something? Dan Howell? We did a autotopsy on Krista and they say she died from a lack of oxygen from looking at the pictures. So unfortunate...

  20. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 10:54am UTC
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    ★★★
    . .
    Happy Birthday danisnotonfire ♥
    FORMAT BY AELLYNIQ

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