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  1. KaitlynHowtler KaitlynHowtler
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2016 3:00am UTC
    *Fans question*
    Phil: “Phil touch Dan’s neck.”
    Dan: “No.” *Cringes*
    *Phil does it*
    Dan: “Fisskit Awh! Awh! Get off me now!!
    Phil: “The internet needs It though.”
    Dan: “I will eviscerate you!”

  2. KaitlynHowtler KaitlynHowtler
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2016 1:31am UTC
    Dan: I actually guys-I got-I prepared a little something, I made
    Jennifer Lawrence: Is It a cookie?
    Dan: A muffin
    Jennifer: *Intake of breath*
    Dan: Oh sorry-did you-did you want a cookie?
    *Looks behind him to find cookie*

  3. KaitlynHowtler KaitlynHowtler
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2016 1:01am UTC
    No sir, for I have the power of triangles
    -Dan Howell

  4. KaitlynHowtler KaitlynHowtler
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2016 12:59am UTC
    *On Twitter*
    Phil: I have been hiccupping for 7 hours. Should I call the ambulence?
    Dan: Omg I can hear you through the wall go lock your self in the toilet

  5. MyDarkFate MyDarkFate
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2015 6:26pm UTC
    *In mental asylum*
    "Hey, what you in for?"
    "My dad tried to take down my doctor who shrine because he said the candles were a fire hazard"
    "so?"
    "so I set fire to the house"

  6. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2014 11:54pm UTC
    We all have
    that one friend
    that complains constantlly...

  7. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 12:52am UTC
    Embrace
    the void and have the courage to exsist.

  8. **Ibnat** **Ibnat**
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 1:16pm UTC
    Don't you just love watching
    danisnotonfire
    ?

  9. _geronimo_* _geronimo_*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    Idk what it is, but I always seem to hit Dan Howell level of procrastination when it comes to getting stuff done.

  10. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 8:11am UTC
    I wonder if god has OTP's?

  11. MissF2F2F2 MissF2F2F2
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Dan Howell turns into Batman...:
    Batdan.

  12. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    dan: if you could do one thing before you die, what would it be?
    dan: um, that would have to be Phil's mum.

  13. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 5:55am UTC
    Every draw my life ever on youtube:
    Youtuber: I was born.
    Youtuber: I went though alot of trouble.
    Youtuber: Then i was like 'youtube!"
    Youtuber: and i wouldnt be here 2day without you guys,omg lol.
    Youtuber: xoxo subscribe.

  14. Sock_Monster Sock_Monster
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    Hey, you like Dan and Phil?
    Come check out the gifs on my profile ;)

  15. BryonyTheGreat BryonyTheGreat
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    "Microwave" -Dan Howell

  16. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 5:22am UTC
    when dan and phil do the hair thing: (◡‿◡✿)
    when dan and phil look at each other: (◕‿◕✿)
    when dan and phil laugh: (◕ω◕✿)
    dan and phil: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

  17. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:45am UTC
    MoonAngel
    MoonAngel is another girl who is amazing! (but she's not as amazing as me ;) just kidding lol) She is so nice and she always cheers me up when I'm down. She has a talent of making people happy. Her quotes are really good and her taste in music is perfect :D Break her heart and I break your face, understand? This might be short because I have no words to describe her!
    By the way, Dan is mine >:)

    Love you all ♥

  18. let's-pretend* let's-pretend*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    There should seriously be fandom rehab.

  19. Sock_Monster Sock_Monster
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Oh god I've been looking at too many gifs of Dan Howell,
    now my ovaries have exploded and its gone all over the keyboard
    *facepalms*

  20. Sock_Monster Sock_Monster
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    Its official, I've given up on any careers and school,
    Im just gonna sit on tumblr looking at gifs of Dan Howell.

:)

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