Danandphil Quotes

KaitlynHowtler
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February 26, 2016 12:59am UTC

*On Twitter*
Phil: I have been hiccupping for 7 hours. Should I call the ambulence?
Dan: Omg I can hear you through the wall go lock your self in the toilet

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Philip Lester*
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January 25, 2016 12:16am UTC

phan is real

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MyDarkFate
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August 12, 2015 6:26pm UTC

*In mental asylum*
"Hey, what you in for?"
"My dad tried to take down my doctor who shrine because he said the candles were a fire hazard"
"so?"
"so I set fire to the house"

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Nativ♥*
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March 5, 2014 5:13pm UTC

So, today at school we had to dress up as animals and I dressed up as a cat and had cat whiskers on my face. Then this girl came up to me and thought I was with Dan and Phil.

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_geronimo_*
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December 14, 2013 11:59pm UTC

Idk what it is, but I always seem to hit Dan Howell level of procrastination when it comes to getting stuff done.

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absent *
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July 15, 2013 3:58am UTC

Danisnotonfire: *Reading Dan and Phil fan fic* He guided Phil's sore hand to his already hard-
AmazingPhil: OH NO OH GOD NO
Danisnotonfire: Nope nope nopity nope nope.

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absent *
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June 22, 2013 9:24pm UTC

May I stroke your glabella?!

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JodesJodes19
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June 21, 2013 6:11am UTC

A now I cry!
So when i was 11 and I didn't know who Dan and Phil were, I went to that exact cinema in manchester on the street where Dan lived. :'(

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drinkc0la
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February 1, 2013 3:36pm UTC

How fangirls communicate:
Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
Fan 2: I know. I know.

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