Best Crush Quotes Ever

Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Too ugly to date attractive people,
Too attractive to date ugly people.

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伤*
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC

NOT FRIENDS, NOT EMEMIES
JUST SOME STRANGERS WITH
SOME MEMORIES

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kristabff
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 3:38pm UTC

In computer class.
Crush: How do you do this format stuff for the text omg? It's so complicated!
Me (thinking): Oh yes this is my chance to talk to him!
Me: Here, it's actually easy! Just do this: Open up an HTML Edit tab, open up a HTML Color tab, and also open up Microsoft Word if you want for the fonts! Now, you need to first start off with a code like this: <span style="font-family:tahoma,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:44px; color: #00000"></span>. Right between the span thing and font size you put your text in! In the # thing, open the color tab and copy the code in! If you want spaces, put </br>. If you want letter spacing, use the letter spacing code: letter-spacing: -1px. Remember, negative numbers make your text more squished together! Also, if you want your text to have a shadow, do: text-shadow: 0px 0px 2px #000000! Oh, and then after you've got all that, you need to transfer the text by dragging it from your HTML Edit tab to the tab you want to put it on! But that's just the basics. Easy!
Crush: ...what the

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC

when i was ten,
my heart was too big for my body
and there was this boy in my class who i hated
because his hair was stupid and his smile was stupid
and i couldn't speak properly when he was around.
i found out he liked my best friend
and that made me feel a bit hollow inside
so i crinkled my nose and hated him more
even when he tried to talk to me.
(have you ever hated someone that way?)
when i was eleven
our teacher sat us next to each other in class.
we laughed at everything with our eyes
and everyone else got annoyed
i'd lie in bed texting him until i fell asleep
(his hair was still stupid.)
when i was twelve,
i was freefalling into destruction,
but he could still make me smile
even when it hurt my heart to do it.
my dad was dying and my skin was scarred,
but he told stupid jokes that made it go away.
(maybe i dotted the i in his name with a heart.)
when i was thirteen,
we only had one class together,
but we sat together every single lesson
and drew on each others' hands
and the teacher thought we were dating.
i liked another guy for most of that year.
(i never told anyone that i liked the first boy, too.)
when i was fourteen,
i dated a tall guy who i didn't like
because i didn't want to admit that maybe i was in love with my best friend,
who made fun of my boyfriend mercilessly.
i dumped him, but i never told him why.
i'm almost fifteen,
and my heart is still too big for my body.
these are all the things i'll never tell him.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 7:31pm UTC

How roll call will go in the future:
Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Dear boys,
if she gets shoved into you,
she likes you
♥

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dani64
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 5:00pm UTC

Whatt if I ever do get a boyfriend?
I wouldn't know what to do
What do they eat?
How often do they need to be walked?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC

You hear a noise.
It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 5:55pm UTC

Please don't flirt with people I secretly like.
It's rude and disrespectful.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 11:21am UTC

Have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and
woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you're just like, "Where did this come from?"

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
August 30, 2013 5:08pm UTC

A moment of silence for all the teenagers
whose parents won’t let them eat in their room

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I never understood why 6 got
so upset when 7 8 9, but then I remembered that 6 and 9 have a special relationship.

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with my car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you snap your neck and die
♥

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Person: Hey, baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Are you implying that I'm Satan?

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 6:45am UTC

me: i am not allowed to like that boy.
me: i am not allowed to like that boy
me: i am not allowed to like that boy
me: ...
me: ...
me: ...i like that boy.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 5:43pm UTC

The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 2:38pm UTC

how to flirt with someone in a museum:
introduce yourself and then say "i would shake your hand but that sign says do not touch the masterpieces."

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:04pm UTC

having a crush is like having that
little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you're pretty sure it's gone but then like a half an hour later, you feel it in under your toe and you're like oh no.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 2:05am UTC

so do you like him, or do you like-like him?

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