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Criminal Quotes

  1. punkrockgirl punkrockgirl
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2016 8:16pm UTC
    "Scars only show us where we've been, they do not dictate where we are going"

  2. punkrockgirl punkrockgirl
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2016 12:24pm UTC
    There are things we don't want to happen,
    but have to accept.
    Things we don't want to know,
    but have to learn.
    And people we can't live without,
    but have to let go.
    -criminal minds

  3. Deep breaths, my love* Deep breaths, my love*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2016 3:22am UTC
    "If you win say nothing, if you lose say less"
    Paul Brown

  4. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    format by ImMyOwnMuse
    When a doctor does go wrong, he is the first of criminals. He possesses the nerve and the knowledge.

  5. YouthInRetrospect YouthInRetrospect
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2014 1:48pm UTC
    you're the drug I can't put down.

  6. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 11:25am UTC
    Guy: *pants sag*
    People: swag yo
    Me: *bra strap shows*
    People: MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU

  7. thecolourist33 thecolourist33
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 6:16pm UTC
    You lied, you lied to me
    You went and blew my cover
    You got away with murder
    Now I'm the criminal

  8. loserbitch* loserbitch*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 12:22am UTC
    & if you were a dementor;
    I'd be a criminal.. just to get your kiss ♥

  9. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 5:24am UTC
    If i was a criminal
    i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would
    only see one footprint every few meters and they'd look for a one-legged man
    with powerful jumping muscles instead of me.

  10. TheUnexpectedArrival TheUnexpectedArrival
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Criminal:
    A person no different to the rest...
    except that they just got caught

  11. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    I'm this type of girl,
    That when a criminal would abduct me,
    He'd look at me and be like,
    ''Eww, too ugly.''
    And let me go.

  12. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:06am UTC
    Plot Twist: Wittians seeing daylight.

  13. Heidi* Heidi*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    i love how theres a "last seen" on our profiles like we're all criminals

  14. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    I'm in love with a criminal

  15. cvnt* cvnt*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    Dear Mr. Vernon,
    We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a +///////////+ whole Saturday +///////////+ in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who {we think we are.} You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms; in the most CONVENIET DEFINITIONS. But what we found out is that each one of us is a
    brain...
    and an
    athlete...
    and a
    basket case...
    and a
    princess...
    and a
    criminal...
    »»»»Does THaT answeR YouR QuesTion?
    Sincerely yours,
    The Breakfast Club

  16. MaddieIsAwesome MaddieIsAwesome
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    Cop: Freeze!
    Criminal: Everybody clap your hands!

  17. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    It's more criminal to teach man to hate himself, than to teach man to hate another.
    -Malcolm X

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