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Best Couple Quotes Ever

  1. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I think old fashioned is cute.
    I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
    someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
    should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
    guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
    been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
    their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

  2. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    And smiles turn into laughs,
    & laughs turn into kisses, and before you know it,
    the days turn into weeks and weeks turn into months.
    And you'll find yourself forgetting what it was like
    before they were in your life.
    (Phillies99 format)

  3. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 12:03pm UTC
    who do you like?
    no one.
    OH, who do you like?
    no one!
    who do you like?
    how many times are you
    going to ask that?
    as many times as it
    takes for you to say
    my name.

  4. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    I'll hide my broken heart behind
    a laughing face and though you'll think i never cared in reality no one can take your place.

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    Today I was at the dentist. An old couple comes in and sits down to wait. The wife gets called in and as she gets up and walks away, her husband is staring right at her a ss. Old love. So prescious.

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    under the stars and listen to your heartbeat or will
    stay up late just to text you. wait for the guy who
    kisses you on the forehead, who wants to show you off
    to the world when you are in sweats. who holds your
    hands in front of his friends and thinks you're just
    as pretty without make up. one who constantly reminds
    you how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you.

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    *couple shopping, girl trying on clothes*
    Girl: So how does this look?
    Boy: It looks great.
    Girl: You didn't even look!
    Boy: I didn't need to- you look
    beautiful in
    E. V. E. R. Y. T. H. I. N. G.

    not my edit! quote mine

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    I w a s i n c h u r c h.
    && a couple were celebrating
    their 60 year marriage
    M y l i t t l e b r o t h e r
    tugged on my sweater
    & commented;;
    I didn't know it could last that long
    I asked "What do you mean, 'it' ?"
    he smiled and replied:
    true story :]

  9. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Friend: How long does it take you to fall in love.
    Me: A couple of music videos I guess

  10. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 1:12pm UTC
    Me seeing a cute couple on the internet: Awwww how cuteee
    Me seeing a cute couple in real life: Ew get a room

    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking the ocean. Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to the other: "Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that cliff. It moves pretty fast. I'll bet I could jump off of the ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to the bar!" "No way", says the other guy, "you'd fall to your death." "Well, I'm going to try it!", says the first, and at that he walks over, stands on the ledge, and leaps off in a swan dive. Sure enough, he comes sailing back up in no time, and lands on his feet right in front of the bar. "I can't believe it!" says the second guy, "that's impossible" . So the first drunk does it again: he jumps off the cliff, catches the wind in his coat, and comes sailing back to the bar. "Go ahead", he says, "try it, it's great!" "Well, OK, I'm just drunk enough to give it a go", says the second fellow. So he climbs the ledge and leaps off the cliff, only to fall screaming to his death on the rocks below. The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down to his drink. The bartender steps over, looks him in the eye, and says to him: "You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes when you've been drinking, Superman".
    (funny stuff central)

  12. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    I don't even have a thigh gap baby
    It totally doesn't matter whether you have a thigh gap or not
    If my head's between your thighs there will be a gap

  13. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    I act like such a happy person
    But deep, deep down I'm not. I know people have it worse then me, but I still have my own troubles

    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    I wanted to paint my
    but I had trouble picking
    navy was my favourite
    because it reminded me of the
    night sky
    but so I asked you
    and you told me your favourite
    was yellow
    and you told me I would look
    in yellow claws
    so I put down the bottle filled
    with midnight blue
    because it used to be my
    favourite colour
    and I painted my nails yellow
    for you
    yellow is an awful colour

  15. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2014 4:15pm UTC
    Girl: I'm ugly.
    Boy: "I'm pregnant."
    Girl: "What???"
    Boy: "I thought we were
    stating things that were impossible.

  16. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    I should be
    over all the butterflies
    but I'm into you
    And baby even on our worst nights
    I'm into you

  17. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 9:55pm UTC
    Couples are in love, I call it love birds. Couple who always argue, angry birds.

  18. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    edited by: Jannette
    Why is he so
    Why is he so adorable?
    Why is he so sweet?
    Why is he so awe striking?
    Why is he so cute?
    Why is he so thoughtful?
    Why is he so perfect?
    Why is he so never going to look at me like that?
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  19. ChrisMat ChrisMat
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 2:34am UTC
    He offered her
    the world.
    She said she had
    her own.

  20. HelloDepression* HelloDepression*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    "He is bad news..."
    Chapter 26
    You’ve got to be kidding me.
    My jaw dropped as the truth sank in. Zach and Vince had killed Everett’s mother. Zach and Vince… That’s why he held this anger towards them. It wasn’t pointless after all. He had every right to steal Zach’s girlfriends. They took his mother away when they didn’t even knew him. How could they? How could they do something so horrible? I knew his mother; she was a brilliant person. One day, I heard from some girls’ whispers that she died. I couldn’t believe it, but it was true. It was f*cking true.
    Everett hadn’t showed up for almost two weeks. I knew something was going on. He never skips school for more than a period, unless it’s something of primary importance. This time, I bet it was really serious. What could it be? I really have no idea. I guess I should go investigate myself.
    Our English teacher, Mrs. Gerald was absent due to some illness. That meant we wouldn’t have lesson for approximately a week. Great.
    I seized the chance to go visit Everett. I wanted to check if he was okay. I’ve heard from some girls that his mother died but I don’t believe in rumors; 99% of the time they’re wrong. People say things just to gain attention; someone may say that Everett’s mother is dead just to attract all the attention.
    On the other hand, this is a little bit too excessive. I mean, people usually don’t go that far to be popular. They can push people down so they can be up but still; say that someone else’s mother is dead? That’s really childish and stu.pid.
    I walked out of the school slowly, so I won’t be seen by anyone. I only had my handbag with me, in which I had put my cell phone, some cosmetics and a headband. Today, I was wearing a pair of red jeans, white shirt with blue stripes and black Toms. My hair was tossed on a messy bun I made a few minutes ago.
    I walked across the pavement, my eyes glued on the ground. I knew exactly how to go to Everett’s house. I know I haven’t been in there, but who talked about the outside? I had come a few times but just stood outside because I was too much of a coward to actually knock. So I stayed outside, watching the house till I got sleepy or bored and left.
    After ten minutes of endless walking, I found his house. I looked around. The street was completely dead; of course. It’s 11 am, everybody’s working. I must be the only one who’s out here, except for Everett as well.
    I found my way to his garden. I walked across the small path and went to his porch. I stood beside the door, scared as f*ck. My hands were shaking as I pressed the doorbell. The door opened and I saw his father, Mrs. Randers, dressed up in black. My eyes widened. No, it can’t be.
    “Hello, Miss Jensen” his father greeted me. I noticed a weird tone in his voice. Now I’m really sure something’s going on.
    “Good day Mr. Randers. I came here to ask for Everett. He hasn’t showed up at school for weeks now and…”
    “Who the f*ck is it now, huh?” I heard a voice shouting from the inside of the house. My spine trembled as I recognized Everett’s voice. I haven’t heard his voice so angry before. Is it so wrong I came by to see him?
    “What the f*ck do you want?” he hissed dangerously the moment he arrived at the porch.
    “Uhh.. I–I came to s–see you…” I stuttered, feeling my knees weak.
    “What? Are you curious? Well, yes! My mother is dead! Are you happy now? GO TELL EVERYONE YOU WHO.RE” he shouted on my face, throwing his arms to the sky.
    I felt my eyes filling with tears. “I was just worried about you” I whispered. My breath hitched and a small tear rolled down my cheek. I wiped it off quickly and ran away, wind in my hair. I looked back and saw him being completely off–guard and surprised. I guess you didn’t expect that. Right, Everett? Surprise.
    I shook my head, bringing up this memory. I have been trying to forget about that day for years but I don’t succeed. I guess it meant a lot to me.
    Everett caught my attention by snapping two fingers in front of my eyes. “You drifted off again” he said, smiling at me.
    “Sorry” I murmured.
    “So…” he trailed off, looking at me.
    “How?” I just asked.
    “How?” he repeated, confused.
    “How did it happen, Everett? I’m sure you know” I said, sitting on the empty bleachers.
    He took his seat next to me. He let out a deep breath before beginning his story.
    “Zach and Vince used to be invisible to me. We were together on the team, yeah, but we hardly ever spoke. I had Bryan and Jake instead. Anyway, we had this party one Saturday. I didn’t go because I had just broken up with Teddy –you know Teddy Anderson– and I wasn’t in the mood for parties, so I stayed home. My dad was out of town working so I was all alone. It was almost 1 am when the police officers called and…told me my mother had had an accident and was killed” he murmured.
    I blinked. Then, without second thought, I pulled him in for a hug. I felt his arms wrapping around me so tight, my breath caught up on my throat. I didn’t do anything about it. I didn’t mind at all. Instead, I ran my hands though his hair, trying to comfort him.
    “There’s more” he said, pulling away and looking at me.
    “You don’t have to tell me if you’re not ready” I whispered, giving him a gentle smile.
    “I want you to know” he insisted.
    “Okay then” I nodded. “I’m ready to listen”.
    Sorry to end it like this but this chapter is big enough, I couldn't afford more mystery! :P I hope you liked it! If you wanna be notified, comment below :) Xoxo, Fay (:


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