Best Country Quotes This Year

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 5:20pm UTC

Don't blink;
JUST LIKE THAT, YOU'RE SIX YEARS OLD AND YOU TAKE A NAP,
and you wake up, and you're twenty-five
and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife.
Don't blink;
You just might miss your babies growing like mine did,
TURNING INTO MOMS AND DADS. NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
your better-half of fifty years is there in bed,
and you're praying God takes you instead.
Trust me friend, a hundred years goes faster than you think,
so don't blink.
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br0kenwings
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Jesus take the wheel,
TAKE IT FROM MY HANDS
cause I can't do this on my own.
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x0x_jay_x0x
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 10:41pm UTC

You should have kissed me,
You should have pushed me up against the wall,
You should have kissed me,
I was right on the edge, and ready to fall.

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musicismylife131313
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 6:43pm UTC

Yes, I love country music. What's wrong with that? I mean really, I'm tired of people insulting the things I love

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 1:14am UTC

She was pretty, about seventeen,
WHEN SHE MOVED IN JUST DOWN MY STREET.
Still don't know what she saw in me.
I guess she liked the way I made her laugh;
She wanted more than what friends had.
She kissed me once
and we never looked back.
Please don't remove this!

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 4:48am UTC

How do you get that lonely?
How do you hurt that bad
TO MAKE YOU MAKE THAT CALL
that having no life at all
is better than the life that you had?
How do you feel so empty
you want to let it all go?
How do you get that lonely
and nobody knows?
Please don't remove this!

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 2:43pm UTC

There's a little bit of devil
in her angel eyes.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 6:10am UTC

They say time can heal,
but time can't heal everything.
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br0kenwings
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 9:49pm UTC

I've read a lot of books,
wrote a few songs,
LOOKED AT MY LIFE;
where it's going, where it's gone.
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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 2:08pm UTC

"Funny
how a
melody
sounds
like a
memory."

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 10:13pm UTC

There’s a little bit of devil in her angel eyes,
she’s a little bit of heaven with a wild side,
got a rebel heart a country mile wide.
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br0kenwings
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Being pretty ain't pretty;
it takes all day long.
SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY
just to wipe it all off.
Spray on your perfume,
spray on your tan;
GET UP IN THE MORNING,
do it over again.
Being pretty ain't pretty at all.
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br0kenwings
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 8:51pm UTC

LOVING HIM WAS
a one-way street,
but I'm getting off
where the crossroads meet.
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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 12:36am UTC

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 10:49pm UTC

Seventeen years old,
she was out with her friends.
THEY STARTED DRINKING AT SOME PARTY
'til she was three sheets to the wind.
Her momma always told her
she could call no matter what.
She was crying on the front steps
when her mom showed up.
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br0kenwings
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 12:16am UTC

I'M NO QUITTER,
but I'm tired of fighting.
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br0kenwings
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 10:49pm UTC

We shared three short months
and one long goodbye.
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br0kenwings
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 5:09am UTC

There's once in a life time
AND THERE'S ONCE IN A WHILE;
and the difference between the two
is about a million miles.
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br0kenwings
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 6:55am UTC

Someone, somewhere, tonight
is taking their first steps;
letting go of the hands that held them
AND TRUSTING THEMSELVES.
While someone, somewhere, tonight
is hearing their last rites
and hoping with all their might
THAT THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE.
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