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  1. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2015 9:32pm UTC
    My little brother thinks that Washington and D.C. are two different countries.

  2. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 12:36am UTC
    what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

  3. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    You may be American, but when you're heading to the bathroom you're Russian, in the bathroom, European, and after, you're Finnish.
    nmf, nmq

  4. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 8:55am UTC
    Why is it made in the USA
    but not in the China
    or in the the Myanmar?
    (that's a real place, look it up)

  5. SelinTheBean* SelinTheBean*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    "IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT...Take it or Leave it.
    I am tried of the nation worrying about whether we are offending some
    individual of their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have
    experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.
    This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles,
    trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.
    We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese,
    Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to
    become part of our society, learn the language!
    Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right
    wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women,
    on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly
    documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools.
    If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the
    world as your new home, because God is apart of our culture.
    We will accept you beliefs, and will not question why. All we
    ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful
    enjoyment with us.
    This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and
    we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once
    you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag,
    Our Pledge, Our Christian Beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage
    you to take advantage of one other great Australian freedom:
    THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.
    If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here.
    You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted."
    - Australian President, Julia Gillard
    It is my personal opinion that every country should adopt this practice
    and adjust it to their own country.
    If you get offended by this, don't comment.
    You have every right to state your opinion, don't tell me that mine is
    wrong because we all know that it is an opinion and there fore can never be wrong.
    xoxo gossip girl

  6. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    If you live in 'merica, favorite this
    If you live in any other country comment it. <3

  7. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 3:16am UTC
    That awakward moment when
    a chinese person goes to buy a souvenir and they realize its
    made from China.

  8. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    July 5th
    UK: is it safe to come out now?
    Canada: yeah.. it's over
    USA: *snoring*
    UK: what did you do?
    Canada: knocked them out with a mild sedative.
    USA: freedom *snore* 'merica *snore*

  9. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    Britain: Excuse me.
    Mexico: Perdon.
    Italy: Permesso.
    France: Pardon.
    Canada: Sorry.
    Ireland: Sorry Love.
    America: Get the flluck out of my way, douchedllick.

  10. *VA VA VOOM* *VA VA VOOM*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 11:29am UTC
    I feel Hungary.
    You better Czech the fridge.
    I'm Russian to the kitchen.
    Is there any Turkey?
    Yes but there is a layer of Greece over it.
    Eww, there is Norway you can eat that!

  11. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:54am UTC
    We all different.
    boy,girl,black, white, brown, indain,asain,australian,chinese,skinny,poor
    overweight, blonde hair bruntte hair,black hair, fake hair, bold, short,
    tiny, tall,arty,b!tchy,billonaire,judemental,funny,weird,long nails,short nails,
    freckles,pimples,acne,hairy,
    It doesnt matter.
    But not matter how different you are we should treat people the way
    we want and should be treated.

  12. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    World's Weirdest Laws
    1 Texas, USA -it is illegal to milk another person's cow.
    2 England -it is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
    3 France -it is illegal to call a pig Napoleon
    4 Japan -it is illegal to import photographs of male genitals
    5 San Salvador, Bahamas -drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad
    6 Singapore -chewing gum is illegal
    7 Thailand -it is illegal to step on a bank note
    8 Switzerland -it is against the law for men to urinate standing up; which is the same time that it is illegal to flush the toilet
    9 Bangladesh -it is against the law for schoolchildren to cheat on exams
    10 California, USA -it is illegal to 'wiggle' whilst dancing

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC
    If countries were students
    Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
    The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
    Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
    England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
    New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
    France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
    China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
    Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

  14. mrshunterhayes mrshunterhayes
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    Why is it still Hungary if it's next to Turkey and Greece?

  15. SakuraMomo SakuraMomo
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    ♥Venezuela♥
    Un Paraíso Con Nombre De
    ♥MUJER♥

  16. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
    Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
    German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
    English: This chair is an object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of
    trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface. Are you insane?

  17. byewitty* byewitty*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    Anybody else in the United States kind of laugh,
    when someone from England (or another country) will ask, "What is a state?"

  18. Buttons Buttons
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    me: I'm 'Hungary'
    friend #1: Maybe you can 'Czech' in the fridge.
    friend #2: There is Norway that you'll find anything in your fridge.
    friend #3: You guys are Russian to get those puns out.
    friend #1: They're a real Spain to think of.
    friend #4: What? I don't Bolivia!
    me: Uganda be kidding me!
    best friend: Hmmm.....Kenya think of another pun?
    me: Nope. Iran out of ideas
    Nmq/ iFunny credit/ Facebook credit

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