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  1. foreverursoxo foreverursoxo
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    Holy moly me oh my!
    You're the apple of my eye!
    -NerdPower!

  2. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    I hope you know CPR,
    because you're taking my breath away (;

  3. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    Are your parents retarded?
    Cause you sure are special (;

  4. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    I seem to have lost my phone number.
    Can I have yours? (;

  5. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Are you a parking ticket?
    because you've got fine writeen all over you(;

  6. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    Are you religious?
    because youre the answers to all my prayers (;

  7. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    Kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute.
    Wanna workout? (;

  8. imjustfleur imjustfleur
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    Are you a tree? Cuz you better leaf.
    Are you a cow? Cuz you should mooooove.
    Are you a sheep? Cuz you should baaaaaack off.
    #badumtss

  9. ledukester ledukester
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    I remember having a secretive and elusive teacher in elementary school called Mr. Edward...
    I nicknamed him Mister E.

  10. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    My nose, really smells.

  11. PinkBlume PinkBlume
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 9:17am UTC
    Cheerleaders; The only humans that can fly <3

  12. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:20am UTC
    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
    ..........
    .........
    ........
    .......
    ......
    .....
    ....
    ...
    ..
    .
    ..
    ...
    ....
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    ......
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    ..........
    "Bison."

  13. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    What's the cutest thing on your body?
    Your Cuticle.
    ;D

  14. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    & I'm the girl who thinks
    chemistry jokes are the funniest thing ever.

  15. gummybearzgorawr gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    Roses are red
    sometimes they're thorny
    when I'm away from you
    I get really...
    corny. c:

  16. cherrycarey96 cherrycarey96
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    Girl: you wanna be my alentine? i'll give you the v later
    Boy: sure, only if you be my girlfrien. i'll give you the d later
    ;)

  17. l0vee34 l0vee34
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    why is peter pan always flying?
    because he neverlands.
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahno.

  18. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    Something is missing,
    something feels off;
    I don't know what it is,
    and I don't know how
    to go about figuring out
    what it is; and quiet frankly,
    I'm not sure if I want to;
    keep trying, that is.

  19. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    Whenever someone complains about being too cold, tell them to stand in a corner.
    They're always 90 degrees

  20. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:30am UTC
    me: IM INVISIBLE!!!
    him: really?
    me: can you see me?
    him: yes.
    me: how about friday?
    him:
    me:
    him: oh. i see how it is. C:,'

:)

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