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  1. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.

  2. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    The worst feeling in the world is knowing that you did the best you could
    and it still wasn't good enough.
    - format by Breeze

  3. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    stop editing your,
    Picture's, what is you go missing?
    How could we find you if you look like
    Beyonce on facebook,
    and waka flocka in person.

  4. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Old people are either super nice
    or the meanest people on earth
    there is no inbetween.

  5. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    Facebook would be . .
    way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes
    girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
    details at eleven . . . .

  6. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    At McDonalds last night this dude,
    gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
    so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
    "You McF/cked up.
    format credit to: Jade672

  7. AWittyGirl AWittyGirl
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 11:22am UTC
    Someone: *Says something about MCR*
    MCRmy: TOO SOON

  8. *wookie bear** *wookie bear**
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    Okay so my day today was crazy:
    I was walking to dinner with my friends from dance on break,
    and then we see an ambalance-police car-and a firetruck (idk, they have
    to come...) and there was this guy laying down on a rock, and there was
    like 200 cops around him (15...?) and then he started barfing and he
    had a weird butterfly tattoo that looked...really...really fresh.
    yeah and then they rushed him away,
    was he drunk?
    like scary drunk? idk..

  9. kimsgrande kimsgrande
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    i love every second that we spend talking
    but honestly you don't even care.

  10. AWittyGirl AWittyGirl
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.

  11. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 11:35am UTC
    what if eyebrows went
    all the way around our eyes

  12. NessaLovesYou NessaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 6:39am UTC
    He...
    I wonder if he even...
    I wonder if he even love me. I don't know, I really don't know is he playing with my feelings, or he love me but he don't want to make first step... I wanna know, why does it feel so good when I'm with him, but it is hurt so bad when I'm alone? I'm always watching his statuses, what he is doing, is he texting other girls.My friends are keep telling me that he don't deserve me, that he is ugly, that I'm everyone's crush and I can find another hotter boy.. But he, he is perfect for me. He is sarcastic, he is realistic.Heis perfect. Perfect for me. I want him to be mine. Only mine. Just mine. Mine forever. Mine forever like the stars on sky that shine forever. I heard from lot of people that he is fall in love with me. He calls other girls bithes, hoes...But he calls me smartie, sweetie etc. Sometimes,I wait for nights to text him. But hey, he will never call me or text me first.He would never admit that he loves me. Few times he asks me to get on his break, just with him. But I am to scared. Is it my fault? Is it my fault because I miss it? Will he ever try on me again? I' work hard just to make him go crazy for me. I was never carring for what boys will say about me. But with him, it is different. I watch my every word, my every move. Is it worth of it? Is it worth of his love?
    -This is not a scroll box-
    Please
    help me. Write me your opinion. I just need someone to talk. For the first time, I don't know what I feel. I don't know how to act any more. Great thing is that nobody notice that he is my crush....
    -end-
    format by: NessaLovesYou
    format by NessaLovesYou

  13. *wookie bear** *wookie bear**
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    because we're all just
    imitators.
    and we're stupid.
    and we're haters.
    FORMAT CREDIT : _Jannette Do Not REMOVE!

  14. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    Ugh I hate when people have misaligned cursors on their profiles so you have to aim like twenty pixels to the left to click on something.

  15. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    We already had top quotes under specific categories but now we have a contest.

  16. uthinkuruntouchable uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 10:10am UTC
    The weirdest song i've heard is "All the time" by Jeremih
    don't listen to it.....

  17. isabelhope80 isabelhope80
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    It takes me like 5 seconds to make a quote and 15 minutes to find the right tag.

  18. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    ?
    Is it me or does....
    Those One Direction Updates on Witty scare you?
    .
    For example
    "Hey guys! So today was the first day of the Australian leg of the tour! In the morning and afternoon, Liam went swimming and Harry and Niall went golfing together! "
    >>>>>OR<<<<<
    This Day Last Year: The boys and the band were having rehearsals for the iTunes Festival!
    How the f*ck do you now this? Do you understand that people stalk them??? Not like, hey, googling you 24/7. I mean, seriously stalking them. That's dead creppy. You know what they ate for breakfast, when they pooped. Like the f*ck?
    Credit: FaveFormats

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