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  1. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.

  2. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    The worst feeling in the world is knowing that you did the best you could
    and it still wasn't good enough.
    - format by Breeze

  3. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    stop editing your,
    Picture's, what is you go missing?
    How could we find you if you look like
    Beyonce on facebook,
    and waka flocka in person.

  4. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Old people are either super nice
    or the meanest people on earth
    there is no inbetween.

  5. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    Facebook would be . .
    way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes
    girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
    details at eleven . . . .

  6. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    At McDonalds last night this dude,
    gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
    so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
    "You McF/cked up.
    format credit to: Jade672

  7. AWittyGirl AWittyGirl
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 11:22am UTC
    Someone: *Says something about MCR*
    MCRmy: TOO SOON

  8. *wookie bear** *wookie bear**
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    Okay so my day today was crazy:
    I was walking to dinner with my friends from dance on break,
    and then we see an ambalance-police car-and a firetruck (idk, they have
    to come...) and there was this guy laying down on a rock, and there was
    like 200 cops around him (15...?) and then he started barfing and he
    had a weird butterfly tattoo that looked...really...really fresh.
    yeah and then they rushed him away,
    was he drunk?
    like scary drunk? idk..

  9. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Me at school literally every day.
    Boy: Hey!
    Me: OMG YESSS!!! uhh... i mean... hh...hehh....hhuhuh..... heeeeyyyYYYYYYyyyyy!!! *somehow trips on thin air into the garbage bin which happens to be a secret portal to space and is saved from embarassment forever because i died in space because no oxygen*

  10. Gilmore Gilmore
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    I ♥ my crazy beautiful life.....

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