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  1. mainstream* mainstream*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 5:04am UTC
    format by isaaclahey.
    i see humans, but no humanity.

  2. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.

  3. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    The worst feeling in the world is knowing that you did the best you could
    and it still wasn't good enough.
    - format by Breeze

  4. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    stop editing your,
    Picture's, what is you go missing?
    How could we find you if you look like
    Beyonce on facebook,
    and waka flocka in person.

  5. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Old people are either super nice
    or the meanest people on earth
    there is no inbetween.

  6. Papaute Papaute
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    Don't be the girl who goes back continuously
    & thinks that every time will be different.
    I understand you miss him,
    and it's easier to breathe with him around.
    But isn't it easier to smile when he's not breaking up with you,
    or getting mad at you for nothing?
    Don't be that girl he drops and picks up whenever he feels like.
    That girl who thinks that each time he comes around,
    he means what he says and won't leave again, but everyone knows he will.
    so don't be that girl.

  7. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    Facebook would be . .
    way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes
    girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
    details at eleven . . . .

  8. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    At McDonalds last night this dude,
    gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
    so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
    "You McF/cked up.
    format credit to: Jade672

  9. AWittyGirl AWittyGirl
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 11:22am UTC
    Someone: *Says something about MCR*
    MCRmy: TOO SOON

  10. *wookie bear** *wookie bear**
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    Okay so my day today was crazy:
    I was walking to dinner with my friends from dance on break,
    and then we see an ambalance-police car-and a firetruck (idk, they have
    to come...) and there was this guy laying down on a rock, and there was
    like 200 cops around him (15...?) and then he started barfing and he
    had a weird butterfly tattoo that looked...really...really fresh.
    yeah and then they rushed him away,
    was he drunk?
    like scary drunk? idk..

  11. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Me at school literally every day.
    Boy: Hey!
    Me: OMG YESSS!!! uhh... i mean... hh...hehh....hhuhuh..... heeeeyyyYYYYYYyyyyy!!! *somehow trips on thin air into the garbage bin which happens to be a secret portal to space and is saved from embarassment forever because i died in space because no oxygen*

  12. kimsgrande kimsgrande
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    i love every second that we spend talking
    but honestly you don't even care.

  13. AWittyGirl AWittyGirl
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping. Once I heard her mumble, “I know everything.” I told her she didn’t know algebra, and she assured me she did. So I asked, “What’s a polynomial?” And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, “It’s when there’s no toy in your Happy Meal.

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