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Best Confusing Quotes Ever

  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    people who know me both on the internet
    and in real life must be so f.cking confused.
    4,000 quote.*
    i just want to thank every single one of you.

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Are oranges called orange because they are orange,
    or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

  3. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 9:28am UTC
    I hate when I become
    conciously aware
    of the fact that im breathing because then i start breathing too
    fast and im like “better slow it down youre breathing too much”
    and then im like “whoa there dont forget to breathe” and
    everything becomes complicated

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 2:41pm UTC
    hoes be like "hoes be like" but they be the hoes that be like

  5. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    I just want someone to accept my flaws
    And love me for who I am
    Is that too much to ask?

  6. *Hooligan* *Hooligan*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    How silly of me
    to think that a guy
    like you could ever fall in love
    with a girl
    like me

  7. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 9:31pm UTC
    I'm the nicest rude person
    you'll ever meet, i don't give a dàmn about
    anything but at the same time
    i care about a lot, i hate people but i
    DEVELOP CRUSHES EASILY, I HATE
    myself but at the same time
    I'M COMPLETELY FABULOUS
    Please don't remove this!

  8. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 3:24am UTC
    Please offer me the chance to know
    Where I stand with you
    Whisper in my ear, a precious secret;
    What you think of me
    Confess where and how you see me
    In your wildest dreams
    For I long to know; I want to believe
    That you treasure me as more
    Than ordinary, and plain, And thank you.
    ~ L.l.g.

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 1:59am UTC
    idek how it is possible for
    someone to be so confusing.
    Like, they clearly flirt with you,
    then the next day they talk about
    how they aren't in a rush to be
    with someone, and then they
    go back to flirting and talking
    about whether or not they're flirting..
    Dude, are you interested or not?

  10. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2014 8:08pm UTC
    I'd rather someone flat out tell me they don't like me and don't want to talk to me than ignore me or pretend not to get my messages

  11. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    BORED OF BEING
    BORED BECAUSE
    BEING BORED IS
    BORING

  12. jstallons jstallons
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    You wanna know what really confuses me? When people make a quote that has been used over a million times and it gets to be #1 on top quotes but then someone else makes a quote that nobody has ever seen or heard of before and it's a really good quote and it only gets 1 favorite. So the creative person pratically gets punished. Awesome.

  13. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    It's confusing when you can't determine
    if the signs are for you to give up
    or just a tease to see how
    long you can hold on.

  14. livelovelaughskate livelovelaughskate
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    boys are honestly the most confusing things on this earth..
    even more than a platypus.

  15. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    I know it doesn't make sense now
    But someday it will
    Trust me

  16. BreakYourLittleHeart BreakYourLittleHeart
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Click Here
    Why must guys be so darn confusing.. l:

  17. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    Weird Fact #4
    The sentence, "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is actually gramatically correct.
    my terrible format and quote

  18. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 12:17am UTC
    Love is confusing, complicated, crazy, stupid, and amazing all at the same time. Sometimes love isn't what you would want it to be. But like they say, it's better to have loved and lost, than to have to put up with that psycho for the rest of your life!

  19. xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx* xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 1:36pm UTC
    Okay...
    What's the idea of a regular bunny carrying colorful eggs?

  20. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    I knew the first time I talked to you
    That you would be very special to me
    There's just something about you that I love that no other guy has
    You are unique and one of a kind
    Which is the reason why I want you to be mine

:)

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